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5/10
Reforming to win the big game.
mark.waltz10 May 2013
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Prison, football, a jewel robbery and a surprise comical birthday party mix together for this amusing "B" programmer. Young Eddie Quillan looks like the all-American boy, but acts like one of the Dead End Kids. Released from prison, he gets a college football scholarship, but hates the humiliating rituals for Freshmen pledges and plots to get out. Along the way, he meets charming Betty Furness and slowly, his plans change. Shady Grant Mitchell wants him to throw the big game and plot the robbery of wealthy Margaret Dumont's jewels. Will a sudden bout with honor prevent him from going through with this?

Enjoyable for its many different themes, this succeeds massively in its comic moments, particularly a birthday party for Furness's campus cop papa (Edgar Kennedy) who minimizes his famous slow-burn for more of an amusingly annoyed persona. He's a man who can take a joke, not revealing to his party guests that the watch which Quillan gave him as a birthday gift was actually his in the first place. He also does a brief Sherlock Holmes impression years before Basil Rathbone spouted, "Watson, The Needle!"

Dumont is amusing in her one scene as the less-than-befuddled matron charmed by Quillan and totally oblivious to the fact that he's only interested in her massive jewelry collection. Hawk-beaked Clarence Wilson gets Kennedy's usual slow burn as the small town sheriff who holds Quillan while the campus searches for him. If these character performances aren't enough, there's also Grady Sutton as the portly freshman who literally holds onto the football at all times after the coach tells him never to put it down, even taking it to the shower with him!
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4/10
Not much action on the field.
sandlot34 September 2008
A Belford College scout recruits the best player from a prison team, Thomas Burke, arranging for a parole on good faith. When Burke hesitates, he shows him how he could also find potential robbery victims at the college. Rich people. But he gets in trouble during the first practice with a dirty tackle and quits the team. To keep him in school, the scout enlists the help of a pretty coed who happens to be a policeman's daughter. He quits again over a misunderstanding, gets arrested, gets sprung and is rushed to the big game in time to score the winning touchdown. Quillan did not look the part of a star halfback as he stood just 5-foot-6. But he certainly had the look of a jailbird. And also lots of energy.
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4/10
Sucks
utgard1412 December 2013
College football scout (Grant Mitchell), for some bizarre reason, is scouting prisons for talent. There he finds Thomas "Cherub" Burke (Eddie Quillan), who is just the most amazing football player ever. There's one slight problem with this plot right away: 5'6" Quillan has the body of a 12 year old boy. He would lose a wrestling match with Don Knotts! To take him seriously as a football player is ludicrous, to say nothing of taking him seriously as a tough con. This plot seems like something that would have made for a funny Bowery Boys movie a decade or so later. I could see Leo Gorcey playing the role of Burke. Anyway, the rest of this movie is a dud full of familiar clichés. There's a girl but who cares. There's a big game but who cares.
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Decent "B" Movie
Michael_Elliott7 December 2013
Gridiron Flash (1934)

** 1/2 (out of 4)

Low-budget RKO picture about a college in desperate need of a winning football season so a deal is made with a convicted bank robber (Eddie Quillan). The thief is led to believe that a gang's operation is taking place at this college and by playing quarterback he can be in on the action but soon he begins to like his surroundings. If you're looking for a thought-provoking drama or some sort of laugh-a-minute comedy then you better look somewhere else. If you've got 62-minutes to kill and want some slight entertainment then this film pretty much delivers. There are some major logical issues including the fact that Quillan is way too small to be playing football. This might explain why 98% of the football scenes are nothing more than stock footage. When we finally see Quillan in action, it's easy to see why stock footage was used because it's really not that convincing. WIth that said, I thought the actor was fine playing the "little tough guy" and his fast-talking made for some good lines. I also thought Betty Furness was pretty good in the role of the love interest and Grant Mitchell plays the man who makes the deal. Edgar Kennedy gets a few good moments as a tough cop and Joe Sawyer plays the football coach. There are a few good laughs scattered throughout the picture that helps keep it from becoming boring. I'd also say that it's probably best that this film is viewed by those who just enjoy killing a hour with a "B" movie that you don't have to take serious.
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4/10
Silly fluff...nothing more.
planktonrules8 February 2009
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You know that it can't be a great football movie when 5'6" and 125 pound Eddie Quillan is playing the lead. No matter how good they claim he is in the film, he simply couldn't have survived playing this game with full grown college boys! To make it all the more ridiculous, he was discovered while playing for a prison football team! As for Quillan, he plays a role that might have been played by Jimmy Cagney or a few years later by Leo Gorcey. You know, a pugnacious little guy who won't take nothing' from nobody (though they would have been killed if they acted like their personas in real life). To convince Quillan to go to college, college scout Grant Mitchell pretends that he's a gang leader and the college was their base of operations. This is a funny gag, but they seem to have forgotten about this part-way through the film.

At the end of the film, the usual clichés are all there though how they did them was strange. Some idiot sheriff arrests Quillan although there are no specific charges. Apparently he was just picked up because he seemed like he COULD be a gangster and this is all perfectly legal on other planets, though it clearly violates the US Constitution (a minor consideration, I know). When the mistake is discovered, Quillan is rushed to the stadium where the home team is losing 6-0 with only seconds left. Surprise, surprise, surprise when Quillan manages to not only score the tying touchdown but kick the game winning extra point as time expires--not that this hasn't occurred in 184 other football films!! Overall, very watchable and reasonably well made for what is clearly a B-movie. However, to truly enjoy the flick you need to turn off your brain--otherwise all the plot problems might just give you a headache!!

A couple final notes. In one scene showing the cheering crowd, it's clearly a military academy game, as there are tons of cadets in military uniforms--even though the game is between Bellford and State!! Also, while set in college, it's interesting that not only do they never show Quillan in class, but never even mention it!!!
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