Art Trouble (1934)

Leni Stengel: Woman in Black Beret

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Quotes 

• Woman in Black Beret : Before we can sit down with you we must know one thing.

  Tall Painter : What is that?

  Woman in Black Beret : Are you two boys married?

  Tall Painter : No, we're just very good friends.

• Woman in Black Beret : You are artists, no?

  Tall Painter : Are you asking me or telling me?

  Short Painter : Oh, we dabble a bit.

  Woman in White Hat : Do you etch?

  Tall Painter : Don't get personal!

• Woman in Black Beret : My uncle, he's the most famous sculptor in Paris.

  Tall Painter : That's nothin'! My uncle is the biggest chiseler in America.

• Short Painter : That fella's no gentlemen!

  Tall Painter : Well, what makes you think so?

  Short Painter : The least thing he could have done, before he started to beat her up, was to take off his hat.

  Woman in Black Beret : You don't understand. That is the unbashed way of showing his love for her and she love it.

  Short Painter : Oh, that's all I wanted to know.

• Woman in Black Beret : [after knocking down the Short Painter and dragging him off the dance floor]  Aw, my caveman, I love you.

  Short Painter : So, that's the French way of makin' love.