The Midnight Patrol (1933)
Stan Laurel: Officer Stanley Laurel
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Quotes
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Car Dispatcher : Calling Car Thirteen.
Oliver : That's us.
Car Dispatcher : Calling Car One-Three.
Stanley : I thought he said Thirteen.
Oliver : Shut up.
Car Dispatcher : Look out, boys, somebody's stealing your spare tire. That is all.
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Stanley : If you come back here again, I'll arrest you.
Tire thief : Who will?
Stanley : I... We will.
Tire thief's partner : Oh, is that so?
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Stanley : [sympathetically watching the burglar pound on the sides of the safe with a hammer - - Stan never suspects that the man is really a burglar and not just the store's owner] What's the matter? Did you lose the combination?
Safecracker : [feigning exasperated embarrassment and disgust] Yehhhss!
Stanley : They're really hard to open, aren't they?
Safecracker : Very!
Stanley : Why don't you try hitting it over here?
Safecracker : I've already tried it there.
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Stanley : [sitting in the driver's seat while Hardy examines the squad car's engine to see why it won't fire] Maybe we're outta gas.
Oliver : [glancing up from under the hood with his famous restrained-fury haughtily-arrogant gaze in reaction to Laurel's apparent incompetence] Mind - - your own - - BIZness!
Stanley : [reaches down to the dashboard and pulls out a large knob - - probably the choke or throttle - - causing a huge jet of clear liquid to shoot out of the intake-valve and straight into Hardy's face as he's peering down and tinkering with it] What happened?
Oliver : [disgustedly scowling back at Laurel with a drenched dripping face] We're NOT out of GAS!
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Police Sergeant : What's the charge?
Stanley : Robbing a house without a license.