Me and My Pal (1933)

Stan Laurel: Stan Laurel

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Quotes 

• Oliver : Don't you realize that I'm about to become a big oil magnate? You know what a magnate is, don't you?

  Stanley : Sure, a thing that eats cheese.

• Oliver : Now why did you get two tickets to Chicago when you know that I wanted to spend my honeymoon in Sascatchewan.

  Stanley : Well the man said there was no such place as sus - -Swee - Sas...

• Oliver : [doorbell rings; to Hives]  See who that is.

  Hives, the butler : [to policeman]  See who that is.

  Traffic Cop : [to Cab Driver]  See who that is.

  Cabdriver : [to Stan]  See who that is.

  Stanley : [to Ollie]  See who it is.

  Oliver : [doorbell rings again]  Come in!

• [learning that Mr. Cucumber is on the phone] 

  Oliver : [to Stanley]  You take it. Tell him I left 10 minutes ago.

  Stanley : [goes to phone where Mr. Cucumber is mad] 

  Peter Cucumber : Do you realize you're holding everything up? Where is Mr. Hardy?

  Stanley : He's right here. And he told me to tell you that we left 10 minutes ago.

  [hangs up] 

  Peter Cucumber : [makes his weird eye expression]  Da-oh.

• Stanley : I understand. You want to be alone with your thoughts.

• Stanley : Don't worry. Prosperity's just around the corner.