Me and My Pal (1933)

James Finlayson: Peter Cucumber

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Quotes 

• Traffic Cop : There's a piece missing out of that puzzle - and nobody leaves this place 'til we find it!

  Peter Cucumber : What has that got to do with me?

  Traffic Cop : You're going to be searched!

  Oliver : Why, you don't understand, sir, that's Mr. Peter Cucumber. The big oil magnate.

  Traffic Cop : I don't care if he's Mr. Dill Pickle, he's going to be searched! Now, come on, get over there in line.

  Peter Cucumber : D'oh!

• [learning that Mr. Cucumber is on the phone] 

  Oliver : [to Stanley]  You take it. Tell him I left 10 minutes ago.

  Stanley : [goes to phone where Mr. Cucumber is mad] 

  Peter Cucumber : Do you realize you're holding everything up? Where is Mr. Hardy?

  Stanley : He's right here. And he told me to tell you that we left 10 minutes ago.

  [hangs up] 

  Peter Cucumber : [makes his weird eye expression]  Da-oh.

• Peter Cucumber : What's the wreath for?

  Delivery Boy : I don't know. Mr. Laurel picked it out himself and told me to bring it over here.

  Peter Cucumber : Haven't you any better sense than to bring a wreath to a wedding?

  Delivery Boy : It's nothing to do with me. Orders is orders.

  Peter Cucumber : Order my car.

  [taking the "IN MEMORY" wreath] 

  Peter Cucumber : I may have some use for this!

• Peter Cucumber : What are you trying to do? Make me out a bigger fool than I look - than I am?