Me and My Pal (1933)

Oliver Hardy: Oliver Hardy

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Quotes 

• Oliver : Don't you realize that I'm about to become a big oil magnate? You know what a magnate is, don't you?

  Stanley : Sure, a thing that eats cheese.

• Oliver : Now why did you get two tickets to Chicago when you know that I wanted to spend my honeymoon in Sascatchewan.

  Stanley : Well the man said there was no such place as sus - -Swee - Sas...

• Traffic Cop : There's a piece missing out of that puzzle - and nobody leaves this place 'til we find it!

  Peter Cucumber : What has that got to do with me?

  Traffic Cop : You're going to be searched!

  Oliver : Why, you don't understand, sir, that's Mr. Peter Cucumber. The big oil magnate.

  Traffic Cop : I don't care if he's Mr. Dill Pickle, he's going to be searched! Now, come on, get over there in line.

  Peter Cucumber : D'oh!

• Oliver : [doorbell rings; to Hives]  See who that is.

  Hives, the butler : [to policeman]  See who that is.

  Traffic Cop : [to Cab Driver]  See who that is.

  Cabdriver : [to Stan]  See who that is.

  Stanley : [to Ollie]  See who it is.

  Oliver : [doorbell rings again]  Come in!

• [learning that Mr. Cucumber is on the phone] 

  Oliver : [to Stanley]  You take it. Tell him I left 10 minutes ago.

  Stanley : [goes to phone where Mr. Cucumber is mad] 

  Peter Cucumber : Do you realize you're holding everything up? Where is Mr. Hardy?

  Stanley : He's right here. And he told me to tell you that we left 10 minutes ago.

  [hangs up] 

  Peter Cucumber : [makes his weird eye expression]  Da-oh.

• Oliver : Are you sure you've got everything?

  [Stan nods his head] 

  Oliver : You sent the flowers.

  [Stan nods his head] 

  Oliver : And you've got the ring.

  [Stan checks his pocket and pulls out a puzzle piece] 

• Oliver : [shoving Stan]  This is all your fault, bringing the jigsaw puzzle here in the first place.

• Oliver : My playing days are over. My time is too valuable to waste on such childish falderdash.

• Oliver : Don't you understand, I've got to get going.

  Cabdriver : [working on the No. 86 jigsaw puzzle]  Okay, Fatty, I'll be with you in just a minute.