- Jim Flagg: Remember Olga in Russia?
- Harry Quirt: Sure! I remember her. The minute she saw me, she gave you the gate.
- Jim Flagg: What are you talking about? Why, I had her in the palm of me hand.
- Harry Quirt: Yeah? Well you ought to seen where I had her.
- Jim Flagg: Where did you learn to speak Chinese?
- Harry Quirt: Night school, old boy, night school. Come here. Meet Madame Butterfly. Come on out, Half Moon.
- [backs out of the car]
- Opening Title Card: Remember Quirt and Flagg? If not, What Price Glory in the Cock-eyed World? They're leaving the Marines - - still comrades - - hands outstretched - - - - for the same girl's knee!
- Harry Quirt: He still don't know where the Declaration of Independence was signed.
- Jim Flagg: Well, wise guy, where was it signed?
- Harry Quirt: At the bottom, fat head, at the bottom!
- Harry Quirt: Flagg, if you want to go into big business, I'll make you my partner.
- Jim Flagg: Partner! You're the kind of a guy that would give me half of everything I got.
- Harry Quirt: There's one girl you didn't muscle in on.
- Opening Title Card: I must have been out of form that night.
- Harry Quirt: She gave me this garter. You didn't steal her! The next time we meet, she's gonna give me the other one.
- Opening Title Card: You won't have to wait that long.
- [holds up a garter]
- Olsen: I got that from saying "no" to fellows like you.
- Opening Title Card: I know your type. You're a "no" girl with a "yes" smile.
- Harry Quirt: You aren't angry, are you baby?
- Hortense: No, just reserved.
- Harry Quirt: Sure! Reserved for me!
- Harry Quirt: Did you say you were buyin' this?
- Jim Flagg: Yeah.
- Harry Quirt: Waiter, the best laughing water you got in the house and plenty of giggles in it.
- Harry Quirt: Well, well, well, big business, huh?
- Jim Flagg: Sure.
- Harry Quirt: Well, I'm glad to hear it, Flagg ole boy. Good luck to you, ole pal. Now, listen, what you really need is guy like me to take care of your business.
- Jim Flagg: Yeah? What I really need is a guy like you to take care of your own business!
- Jim Flagg: How about five grand?
- Harry Quirt: I can't hear ya. You'll have to talk twice as loud.
- Jim Flagg: All right. All right. Come in the office and I'll give you an earful.
- Harry Quirt: Okay, your Flaggship.
- Trigger Thorne: [on the phone] Hello there, baby.
- Hortense: Lil and I have got a Palooka here with ten grand... and he's just crying for someone to take it away from him.
- Trigger Thorne: Are you sure he's got the jack on him? Bring him up. We'll give him some action.
- [to his fellow gamblers]
- Trigger Thorne: Hortense is bringin' up a mooch.
- [to Hortense]
- Trigger Thorne: Okay, sweetheart. Bring your sucker along and be sure that nothin' happens to him before you get here.
- Hortense: Don't worry. If anything happens to him it'll be over my dead body. I need the dough.
- Jim Flagg: There's your money! You dodgy, double-crossing, buzzard, you. You no darn lyin' pickpocket! You big - I wish I could think of something dirty to call you!
- Harry Quirt: Why don't you think of your undershirt.
- Lily: Where's Flagg?
- Harry Quirt: He's at half mast. I mean, he's detained on business. He can't go with us.
- Harry Quirt: Well, did you dig up some nice place to take me?
- Hortense: Did I! When it comes to digging up places, I'm a regular archeologist.
- Harry Quirt: Yeah, well, I don't know what that is. But, if she's one of 'em too, all I can say is, let nature take it's course.
- Hortense: [slaps Quirt] I thought you told me that was a parlor story.
- Harry Quirt: It is! I heard it in a pool parlor.
- Harry Quirt: Now, don't let me down on this, will you babe?
- Hortense: Well, I'll try not to; but, I'm not feeling myself tonight.
- Harry Quirt: You don't have to. I'll attend to that later.
- Jim Flagg: What's going on here?
- Pepper: Let go of me! You big bully, let go of my leg! Let go of my leg! I gonna kick you! You big bully! Let go of me! I kick you! Let go of me! Do not make me mad! Let go of me! Aww! Let go, you big, big bully!
- [Flagg takes her across his knee and starts spanking her behind]
- Pepper: Are you going to get it! Awww! That hurts! Let go of me! You think I will let you get away with this! Let go of me!
- Trigger Thorne: Too bad, Quirt. Here's five bucks. Say, I don't want to see you go home broke.
- Harry Quirt: You got a heart like a green pea.
- Pepper: [nude under the covers] Oh! How did you get in my bedroom?
- Jim Flagg: Now, come on, Trouble, get out of that bed.
- Pepper: Well, you get me out.
- Jim Flagg: Now, come on, please, please, get out of that bed.
- Pepper: Oh, boo-boo-boo-boo.
- [giggles]
- Jim Flagg: Maybe I've changed my mind. There's lots about you I never noticed before.
- Pepper: Well, you keep on noticin'. You know, I have already noticed that you're a very handsome and strong.
- Jim Flagg: How would you like me to be strong for you?
- Pepper: Oh, no-no-no. Don't do that.
- Jim Flagg: Excuse the horse laugh. But, he's a phony!
- Trigger Thorne: Phony?
- Jim Flagg: What a sap you are!
- Pepper: Who is it and what do you want?
- Harry Quirt: Is that you, sweet stuff?
- Pepper: Oh, hello, handsome!
- Pepper: Gee, your heart is beating so fast! It sounds like a drum.
- Harry Quirt: Honey, that's the call to arms.
- Harry Quirt: Hey, you want take a little ride with me?
- Pepper: No fooling?
- Harry Quirt: Oh, that's up to you.
- Harry Quirt: Go on, take a peek back there. See if he's comin'.
- Pepper: Yes, he is.
- Harry Quirt: Is he comin' up on us?
- Pepper: Yes.
- Hortense: Oh, this is awful. I was never so humiliated!
- Harry Quirt: You're right. The humidity is terrible.
- Harry Quirt: That was a fast one I pulled on the cops.
- Jim Flagg: Pulled on the cops?
- Harry Quirt: Sure! I didn't want them to know you were smugglin' in that Hot Tamale!
- Jim Flagg: I didn't smuggler her in. And I never want to see her again! Where is she?
- Jim Flagg: You've met the girls.
- Hortense: Why, yes! Remember? That was the night I powdered my nose.
- Harry Quirt: Yeah and you dropped your shoulder strap and I lost my pants.
- Pepper: [singing] My doorbell won't tinkle, Everybody's knockin', Knock knock knockin', Knockin' on the knocker on the old front door...