Show Business (1932)

Monte Collins: Collins

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• Collins : Oh, Miss Garvin, I've something to show to you. Just look at that beautiful ad!

  Anita Garvin : It's terrible! Look at the size of that print. Why you can't even read my name. That sort of thing is alright for Ethel Barrymore or Gloria Swanson. But not for Garvin!

• Collins : You'll have to put the monkey in the baggage car.

  Zasu : Well, Napoleon means an awful lot to our act.

  Collins : Well, if anything happens to him, you can put on a beard and play the part yourself.

• Collins : Now, come on, scram. If you don't want to miss the show. Beat it girls, beat it.

• Collins : Trying to make a monkey out of me! Well, you pretty near succeeded. I'm going crazy managing a bunch of lunatics like you are! And I'm the one that's crazy for ever letting you two dames on the train!