Polly Tix in Washington (1933)
Eugene Butler: Country Politician
Quotes
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[first lines]
Country Politician : I promise if elected, I will go to Washington as a servant of the people and not as a puppet! And furthermore, my fellow Americans, this practice of castor-oil consumption must be defeated!
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Corrupt Politician : Welcome to Washington, Senator. Boys, meet Senator Clodbuster.
Country Politician : Howdy, boys. Meet my little sis.
Corrupt Politician : How do you do?
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Corrupt Politician : Now, Senator, about this castor-oil business...
Country Politician : No!
Corrupt Politician : Now, let's see, Senator, you can have wealth, fine clothes, anything!
Country Politician : I'm not for sale! Scram!
Corrupt Politician : Now, Senator, don't get mad.
Country Politician : Scram, all of you!
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Polly Tix : Hello, I'm Polly Tix. They sent me over here to entertain you. I think you're wonderful.
Country Politician : Away!
Polly Tix : Well, if you feel that way about it, I'll go.
Country Politician : Wait!
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Country Politician : I think you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! You're gorgeous, you're ravishing! I'm nuts about you.
Polly Tix : Ah, but I'm expensive.
Country Politician : Alas, I'm a poor man!
Polly Tix : But you can have every luxury if you vote for those oil fields.
Country Politician : No, no!
Polly Tix : Oh, come now, you can be had.
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Country Politician : For shame! That a creature of your charm should be the tool of an unscrupulous politician! You have ruined me!
Polly Tix : No, no, it's not too late, believe me.
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[last lines]
Polly Tix : What is he looking for?
Country Politician : Hey, what are you looking for?
Other Politician : Prosperity.
Polly Tix : Oh, prosperity is just around the corner!
