The Dentist (1932)
Dorothy Granger: Miss Peppitone - Patient
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Quotes
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Miss Peppitone - Patient : [nervously] You won't hurt my leg, will you? My doctor says I have a very bad leg.
Dentist : [looking at her shapely leg] Your doctor is off his nut. I don't believe in doctors anyway. There's a doctor lives right down the street here. Treated a man for yellow jaundice for nine years - then found out he was a Jap.
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Dentist : Shall I use gas?
Miss Peppitone - Patient : [nervously] Well, gas or electric light. I'd feel nervous to have you fool around me in the dark.
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Dentist : A dog bit you?
Miss Peppitone - Patient : Yes. It was a little dachshund. What a little tiny dog.
[bends over, backside to the Dentist]
Miss Peppitone - Patient : He sneaked right up behind me and he bit me right like that.
[pointing to her ankle]
Miss Peppitone - Patient : And I was standing with my back to him and here he was, this little dog, who bit me - right - here!
Dentist : [looking at her backside] You're rather fortunate that it wasn't a Newfoundland dog that bit you.
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Miss Peppitone - Patient : [screams] Oh, Doctor! I can't let you do that again!
[hurries out of the room moaning]