The Chimp (1932)

Oliver Hardy: Mr. Hardy

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Quotes 

• Ollie : Ethel! Will you stop that and come to bed!

• Stan : It might get cold and die of ammonia.

  Ollie : Not 'ammonia' - he means pewmonia.

  Joe the Landlord : I don't care if you *all* die of pewmonia! Get it outta here!

• Ollie : Now why did you come running in there with the monkey.

  Stan : I just saw MGM!

  Ollie : What do you mean MGM?

  [Stan points; a roaming lion roars; Stan, Ollie and Ethel scram!] 

• Ollie : [Stan and Ollie, in that order, wearing horse costume]  Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oooooooo! Wait! Wait a minute! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Get off of my face! Oh! That settles it! That's the last time that I'm gonna be at this end of the horse.

  Stan : Well, I can't go in there.

  Ollie : Why?

  Stan : Well, you look better at that end than I do.

  Ollie : Do you mean to insinuate that I look like a horse's...

• [repeated line] 

  Ollie : Come on, Ethel.

• Ollie : What did you draw?

  Stan : I got the Flea Circus.

  [opens the box to show Ollie] 

  Ollie : Keep that box closed!

  [Ollie scratches and returns a flea to the Circus] 

  Ollie : Here. Now, keep it closed! Haven't I got enough trouble?

  [still scratching] 

• Joe the Landlord : Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were my wife.

  Ollie : Well, that's - quite all right.

• Stan : Let's get a room with twin beds.

  Ollie : Why twin beds?

  Stan : One for me.

  Ollie : Well, I can't sleep with the monkey!

  Stan : Oh, she won't mind.

• Ollie : How many times have I told you to trim your toenails?

• Ollie : Come on, we'll get in the other bed.