- Backseat Driver: Turn your wheel around the other way!
- Driver: Oh, shut up! I'm doing this.
- Backseat Driver: Well, it's a good thing I'm in this back seat!
- Driver: Colonel Lindbergh got to Paris without any help from the back seat!
- Doctor: Did you swallow a rattlesnake?
- China Shop Saleslady: Yes! Give it to me!