Any Old Port! (1932)

Oliver Hardy: Oliver Hardy

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Quotes 

• Ollie : [after girl runs upstairs crying]  What seems to be the trouble?

  Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest : Ha ha ha ha. She's crying with happiness. She's gonna be married.

  Ollie : Who's the lucky fellow?

  Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest : I am.

  Stan : [after a great big double take]  Can you beat that?

  Ollie : What?

  Stan : What a terrible cats-after-me.

• Stan : I'll have the same.

  Lunch Wagon Owner : Yes, sir.

  Ollie : [to Stan]  You cannot have the same.

  Stan : Why can't I have the same?

  Ollie : Because, You've got to fight tonight.

  [to the Lunch Wagon Owner] 

  Ollie : One order, Please!

  Stan : [Whines as he got comfused]  I've got to fight to night?

  Ollie : Why certainly.

  Stan : I thought you were gonna fight tonight.

  Ollie : I'm the manager.

• Stan : What are you doing?

  Ollie : I'm paying our bet!

  Stan : What bet?

  Ollie : [Angrily]  Why, I bet on you to lose and you double-crossed me!

• Stan : We'd like a room with a Southern explosion.

  Ollie : Not explosion. Exposure.

• Ollie : Oooooo! Do something to help me! Oooooo! Do something to help me! Do something to help me!