They Learned About Women (1930)

Gus Van: Jerry

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• Jerry Burke : Listen, chisler, I'm hep to you.

  Daisy : Oh, so you're a smart guy, huh?

  Jerry Burke : I don't have to be smart to get wise to a gal like you.

• Jerry Burke : Say, Jack, she's so crooked they'll have to bury her in a trombone.

• Jerry Burke : Hey Jack, can't you fix me up a little drink?

  Jack : One more drink and you'll explode!

  Jerry Burke : Well, get me it and get outta the way.

• Jerry Burke : Look at the fun you're havin'!

  Jack : Oh, you call that fun? Playing Santa Claus to a lot of baby doll gold diggers.

  Jerry Burke : Oh, Jack, now they're all good little girls - every one of 'em.

  Jack : Oh, just an 18 carat sap. Any chump in the world would know what they're after.

  Jerry Burke : You insinuating that I'm a Sugar Daddy?

• Jerry Burke : You know, Mary, I'd be a good dancer if it wasn't for my feet.

• Jerry Burke : Say, waiter, bring me the bad news, please.

  Mary : Oh, are we going already?

• Jerry Burke : Say, lay off me or I'll smack you so hard you'd think you were kissed by a million John Gilberts.

• Jerry Burke : No, I'm not crazy, but, you are! You'd have to be to ditch a little gal like Mary and run around with that dizzy blonde sharpshooter.

• Jerry Burke : Say, Jack, I'd lay off that porcupine - she's full of needles!

• Jerry Burke : Thanks Jack. Now everything's KO.

• Jerry : Hey Jack, ain't you gonna kiss me good night?

• Jerry : This guy couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat.

  Stafford : Ah, go lay an egg.

• Jack : [singing]  Does your baby Love?

  Jerry : Oh, baby, does she love, And whats more, Her loving's for, No, nobody but me.

  Jack : Does your baby pet?

  Jerry : Does my baby pet? And what's more, Her pettin's for, No, nobody but me.

  Jack : Is she always willing?

  Jerry : She never makes me beg or plead.

  Jack : Has she got that which is thrilling?

  Jerry : Say, what she ain't got, a gal don't need.

  Jack : Does your baby kiss?

  Jerry : Does my baby kiss? What's more, Her kissin's for, No, nobody but me...

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  She likes to go to places where they dance and a sing, Every night she go to cabaret to shake a that thing, She wanna make whoopee, She's crazy in the head, I say no make whoopee make Woppies instead...

• Jerry : If we do decide to put a girl in this act, she'll have to have lots of experience.

  Mary : Experience.

  Jerry : Yes, but I mean in *show* business.

• Jerry : [singing]  That is the style for the ladies today, Skinny, they all want to be

  Jack : When a woman reduce, She got no juice, Dat woman is no good for me

  Jerry , Jack : I'm an old fashioned guy, And I want an old fashioned wife, No want a woman who's skinny and flat, Italian gal must be big and a fat...

• Daisy : Say, listen, you big ham, I'm not as dumb as you think.

  Jerry : Why you couldn't be.

  Daisy : If I wasn't a lady I'd give you a smack on the chin.

  Jerry : Yes and you'd get a swell receipt.

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  Dat 18-day diet, I think they should stop, A thin skinny gal, She's no good for a Wop...

• Jack , Jerry : [singing]  We got a nice kids, But we only got a four, I say that I think we ought to have a couple a more, She says she's going to get a kids from the orphan home, But, listen, I'm a little Wop who likes to roll his own...