Hog Wild (1930)

Oliver Hardy: Ollie

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• Mrs. Hardy : [runs up to Ollie]  Oh Oliver darling, this is terrible.

  Ollie : Oh, don't cry over me, dear. I'm not hurt.

  Mrs. Hardy : I'm not crying over you. The man came and took the radio away.

  [sobs] 

• Stan : I thought you were going to meet me.

  Ollie : I was, but I've got to put the aerial up. Mrs. Hardy wants to get Japan.

  Stan : Gee, I'd like to hear Japan too.

• Stan : Do you mind if I help you?

  Ollie : I don't mind... that is, if you'll HELP me.

• Mrs. Hardy : What are you looking for?

  Ollie : [oblivious to the fact that he's wearing it]  Where is my hat?

  Mrs. Hardy : [sarcastically]  Well, why don't you look for it?

  Ollie : Why don't I look for it? I've looked everywhere!

  Mrs. Hardy : Everywhere?

  Ollie : Yes, everywhere that I've had my feet.

• Ollie : [rings bell]  Yoo-hoo. TILLIE! Have you seen my hat?

  Tillie the Maid : Why... why...

  Ollie : Don't stand there stuttering. Have you seen my hat?

  Mrs. Hardy : Of course she's seen your hat.

  [to Tillie] 

  Mrs. Hardy : You may go.

  [Tillie laughs at Ollie, because he's so upset about not being able to find something that's sitting right on his head, and leaves] 

  Ollie : There you are. How do you expect me to uphold the dignity in my home when you belittle me in front of the servants?

• Ollie : Now, listen, if you don't be careful, I'm gonna break your neck!

• Ollie : That's the trouble with you wives. You're always hidings things so that we husbands can't find them. Why I can't even find the telephone in this house!

• Mrs. Hardy : Listen. I think you'd better let that radio go.

  Ollie : I should say not. I'll get that thing working if it's the last thing I do!