- Joe Easter: Well, that sort of upsets my plans. I'd figured on sendin' her to my aunt in Minneapolis...
- Alverna: Minneapple sauce!
- Joe Easter: I'm going to Minneapolis, Mrs. McGavity - to see some ankles - I mean, some uncles.
- Mrs. McGavity: Them free-and-easy city hussies will get you, Joe Easter. They're so free and you're so easy.
- Mrs. Barker: [relating her marital woes to the divorce attorney, who seems tired of listening to it] - and he said I flirted. A clever lawyer like you should get me alimony and the custody of the Cadillac.
- Title card: Ralph Prescott feels that even when a woman gives a man the best years of her life, he gets the worst of it.
- Mrs. Barker: The brute - he beat me!
- Ralph Prescott: Good!
- [Mrs. Barker is taken aback]
- Ralph Prescott: - er - good evidence!
- Ralph Prescott: I'll start on your case now - and remember - no blonde ever lost a divorce suit in this state!