- Intertitle: Men are boys grown tall.
- Intertitle: Here she was, the real thing - a gentlewoman - unbeatable!
- The Professor's Pupil - Phil West: Oh, forget it! Don't let's get soft just because the old fossil has a pretty daughter.
- Title Card: He was glad that the boys did not know how the same pretty daughter piqued and intrigued him.
- Title Card: Foreign born Hans Olsen was an expert at making the high priced shoes that ruin the feet of the women who wear them. The averaged $100.00 a week salary.
- Title Card: Juanita Claredon had long believed herself to have a first mortgage on the affections of Phil West.
- Title Card: [Raining outside] The walk home was a good mile and a half long. Her throat hurt and there was little leather between her foot and the pavement.
- The Professor's Grandmother: In my young days gentlemen did not smoke while conversing with ladies and they removed their hats.
- Female Party Guest: [singing with a miniature banjo] He's not so good in a crowd, But when you get him alone, You'd be surprised, He isn't much at a dance, But then when he takes you home, You'd be surprised...
- Title Card: Now-a-days it is necessary for one's tailor to know whether one desires pint or quart pockets.
- The Professor's Wife - Mrs. Griggs: It is her one big chance and I haven't even decent tea to offer him.
- The Professor's Grandmother: And tea for two is so intimate!
- The Professor's Pupil - Phil West: It's damnable that your father isn't better paid.
- The Professor's Daughter - Amelia Griggs: That is surely my father's business.
- Title Card: For the first time she decided to go into debt. She would ask for credit!
- The Butcher: We don't break our rule for no one. We have no charge accounts.
- Philip West, Sr.: You say that it is a blot on the present day civilization that we expect to engage the finest mental equipment for a less wage than we pay the commonest labor.
- The Professor's Pupil - Phil West: Soldiers have been decorated for service no more distinguished than that required of our patient, loyal teachers.
- The Professor's Pupil - Phil West: We enjoy the distinction of having the finest educational system and school buildings in the world. Why are we so niggardly with our teachers?