- [on Thanksgiving] Let's celebrate our victory over those savages by eating dead birds, watching football and pretending to be grateful for things.
- It's always human beings who talk about how great humans are. You don't hear birds and muskrats towing that line too much.
- Feminism is the idea that we can make both sexes equal by focusing solely on the issues of one of them.
- You decide what experts to believe based on your convictions and then decide your convictions based on what the experts tell you to believe.
- [In a web video on his height]: "'When did you have your growth spurt.' I don't know I'm 6' 6" maybe a little taller maybe a little shorter, but around 6' 6". I don't know if I had a spurt at any point because I was always very tall but then I got taller and taller."
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