- If I talk to 100 people in a day, 99 of them are lying to me and the other one is myself.
- One way to become a good writer is to surround yourself with interesting characters.
- Blondes, to me, are like car accidents. I've been in a few of them, and sometimes I'll slow down and stare when I pass one, but generally speaking, I try to avoid them at all costs.
- On crossword puzzles: "It's the only part of any newspaper that's worth a damn."
- Hollywood is the only place in the world where too much is just enough.
- The freeways in L.A. teach a valuable lesson about life. You must drive as fast as you can, for as long as you can, because you never know when traffic will bring all your plans to a stop.
- When you're notorious you never need to brag about yourself because there's always someone else talking about you.
- Don't mistake education for talent.
- If you dress like a regular guy, they'll treat you like a regular guy. Dress like a gentleman, and they treat you like a star.
- Leave the drama on the page.
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