It's almost impossible to dislike me because I do nothing.
I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent,
generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split, it's
shredded.
My life seems like one big obstacle course, with me as the chief
obstacle.
I kid you not . . .
Everyone thinks Ed Sullivan discovered The Beatles. That's not true. I
had them on before he did. I did it because I thought they were funny,
not because I liked the music. I'm a Muzak kind of guy . . . my home's
like living in an elevator.
I hate my emotion. Knock it off, I tell myself, but I just can't help
it.
[in 1960, just before his on-air walking off The Tonight Show Starring Jack Paar (1957) when he discovered that NBC executives had censored his monologue] There must be a better way to earn a living than this.