- Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- A conservative is a man too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
- An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
- Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.
- Never explain -- your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyhow.
- Scandal is gossip related by a small bore.
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