My personality is sort of "Lucy-ish" -- there is always something askew, like toilet paper hanging off the back of my shoe.
The problem is that I'm this nice girl trapped in this bad girl's
body!
There's a problem when you date an older man; they're kinda like a parking meter. He's thinking, "How much money do I have to put into this chick?" and she's thinking, "How much time before he expires?".