South Park Ranked
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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneEric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated... because she slept with everybody in town.8/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanFranchesca CliffordTrey ParkerCartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.8/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneThe kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneStan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerKyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerMatt StoneStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerKathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanTrey ParkerMatt StoneBarbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerThe son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.7.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerStan develops a crush on a substitute teacher, which makes his girlfriend Wendy jealous. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has plastic surgery.7.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanAs their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.7.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanStan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.7.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so they could all get chickenpox.7/10
- 1997– 22mTV-147.5 (3K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanAll of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanHollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.7/10
- DirectorMatt StoneTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellTrey ParkerGrampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanSummer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.7/10
- 1997– 22mTV-147.5 (3.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between "Jesus and Pals" and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanMr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.7/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsMary Kay BergmanJennifer HowellJesse Brant HowellThe boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.6.5/10
- 1997– 22mTV-146.2 (3.8K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneTerrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.6.5/10