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- DirectorStanley KubrickStarsKirk DouglasRalph MeekerAdolphe MenjouAfter a failed attack on a German position, a general orders three soldiers, chosen at random, court-martialed for cowardice and their commanding officer must defend them.
- DirectorAlain JessuaStarsGérard DepardieuVictor LanouxNicole CalfanAfter several inhabitants of a new city were bitten by dogs, a young doctor tries to stop to the climb of violence.
- DirectorNicholas MeyerStarsJason RobardsJoBeth WilliamsSteve GuttenbergThe effects of a devastating nuclear holocaust on small-town residents of eastern Kansas.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsKeith BuckleyPatsy PuttnamArthur HewlettIn 1349, while the Black Plague threatens Germany, the town of Hamelin hires a wandering pied piper (Donovan) to lure rats away with his magic pipe, but then refuses to pay for his services, causing him to lure the town's children away.
- DirectorBrandon CronenbergStarsAlexander SkarsgårdMia GothCleopatra ColemanJames and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort's perverse subculture of hedonistic tourism, reckless violence and surreal horrors.
- DirectorDavid BrucknerStarsRafe SpallArsher AliRobert James-CollierA group of old college friends reunite for a trip to a most dangerous country in Europe - Sweden, encountering a menacing presence there stalking them.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsCatherine DeneuveJean MaraisJacques PerrinA fairy godmother helps a princess disguise and flee the kingdom so she won't have to marry the king who happens to be her father.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsCatherine DeneuveGeorge ChakirisFrançoise DorléacTwo sisters leave their small seaside town of Rochefort in search of romance. Hired as carnival singers, one falls for an American musician, while the other must search for her ideal partner.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsCatherine DeneuveNino CastelnuovoAnne VernonA young woman separated from her lover by war faces a life-altering decision.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsJeanne MoreauClaude MannPaul GuersJean is a clerk in a bank. His colleague Caron is a gambler and gives him the virus. In the casinos, Jean meets Jackie. Their love affair will follow their luck at the roulette.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsAnouk AiméeGary LockwoodAlexandra HayGeorge is unemployed, broke, about to be drafted to Vietnam, and suddenly madly in love with the divine Lola, a woman he has only briefly glimpsed. Now George searches for his potential amour through the City of Angels.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsAnouk AiméeMarc MichelJacques HardenA bored young man meets with his former girlfriend, now a cabaret dancer and single mother, and soon finds himself falling back in love with her.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsJacques DemyJacques Demy's debut dramatic short about a young man suffering from a broken heart.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsYves DemyGeorges RouquierThis is October 1955. The place is a village in Loire-Atlantique, La Chapelle-Basse-Mer, where an old clog-maker works and lives with his wife and their adopted son. The clog-maker's meticulous craft is described with love and close attention to detail. On the other hand, forthcoming death pervades the quiet everyday life of the elderly couple.
- DirectorJacques DemyStarsJean-Louis TrintignantLaurent TerzieffMicheline PresleTwo playful young men about town take a break from ogling the ladies passing by ,to reminisce about how one of them first learned the meaning of Lechery as a schoolboy.
- DirectorAgnès VardaStarsAnouk AiméeRichard BerryNino CastelnuovoIn tribute to her late husband, the wife of the respected French director honors his life and artistic works by highlighting his vision in clips and interviews.
- CreatorMike WhiteStarsJennifer CoolidgeJon GriesF. Murray AbrahamThe exploits of various guests and employees of a luxury resort over the span of a week.
- DirectorPaolo CavaraGualtiero JacopettiFranco ProsperiStarsStefano SibaldiRossano BrazziYves KleinA "shockumentary" consisting of a collection of mostly real archive footage displaying mankind at its most depraved and perverse, displaying bizarre rites, cruel behavior and bestial violence.
- DirectorFrançois Lévy-KuentzStarsGeorges BigotYves KleinFrench artist Yves Klein had a love affair with the color blue. He was so intensely passionate about it, he invented his own shade, International Klein Blue, known as IKB, a glowing radiance somewhere between lapis lazuli and ultramarine.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsJeremy IrvineEmily WatsonDavid ThewlisA young farm boy enlists to serve in World War I after his beloved horse is sold to the cavalry. His hopeful journey takes him out of England and onto the front lines as the war rages on.
- DirectorLuchino ViscontiStarsHelmut BergerRomy SchneiderTrevor HowardThe reign of the tormented Ludwig, king of Bavaria, from 1864 to 1886.
- StarsJürgen ProchnowHerbert GrönemeyerKlaus WennemannA World War II German U-Boat crew have a terrifying patrol mission in the early days of the war.
- DirectorJan PeterStarsNatalia WitmerChristina GroßeDavid OberkoglerEurope in 1914 is a tense and extremely well armed continent. Each of the protagonists experiences the start of the war in summer 1914 in different ways: 14-year old Marina Yurlowa follows her father, Cossack Colonel Yurlov, in a train to the front. Artist Käthe Kollwitz and her husband Karl watch on as their 17-year old son, full of hope and excitement, volunteers to join up. Austrian Karl Kasser is sent to the front, despite an injury for which he had initially been rejected as unfit. 10-year old Yves Congar from Sedan believes that there will be a quick victory for France. He feels safe with his family until German troops arrive at his door. 12-year old Elfriede Kuhr experiences the start of the war in Schneidemühl on the border with Russia.
- DirectorOlivier SchatzkyStarsThéo FriletSatya DusaugeyAlexandre CarrièreLes Éparges is a village in the Meuse next to a strategic hill. Seen from below, it is a frightening rocky peak. The Germans are up on the hill. An attack will have to go up to dislodge them. "And madness wanders in our blood," write the German soldiers. This is what the French soldiers are preparing to live through.
- DirectorOlivier SchatzkyStarsThéo FriletSatya DusaugeyAlexandre CarrièreThe attacks are redoubled against the piton held by the Germans. We're almost there, but we're not there, we'll never be there. One dies cowardly or heroically - one can only die - and Lieutenant Porchon, a friend of Genevoix, the one with whom he shared everything, is killed.
- 198058m8.0 (285)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtWolfgang BathkeFranz BuchrieserIn Part 5, Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) is befriended by the leader of a gang of thieves.
- DirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtHerb AndressFranz BuchrieserFranz is the accomplice in a heist and ends up injured after an accident during the getaway.
- 198058m7.9 (269)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtFranz BuchrieserIvan DesnyPart 7. A recovering Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) refuses help from Bruno.
- 198058m7.8 (260)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtRoger FritzPeter KuiperPart 8. Franz is dismayed to make a startling discovery about Sonia.
- 198059m7.8 (260)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtBarbara SukowaFritz SchediwyPart 9. Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) reconciles with Mieze, and talks politics with a new acquaintance.
- 198059m7.9 (274)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtBarbara SukowaBrigitte MiraMieze reveals she can't have children to Franz, and when Eva tells her she will have a child with Franz that Mieze can then raise, the trio's dynamics shift and reveals further darkness.
- 198059m8.1 (273)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtBarbara SukowaGottfried JohnIn Part 11, Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) gets involved with a gang that steals clothes from a warehouse.
- DirectorMichael UppendahlStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdHenry Deaver, a death-row attorney, confronts his dark past when an anonymous call lures him back to his hometown of Castle Rock, Maine.
- DirectorMichael UppendahlStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdHenry gets a new client at Shawshank Prison.
- 198058m8.1 (273)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsBarbara SukowaGottfried JohnGünter LamprechtPart 12. Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) introduces Mieze to his cafe friends, where a chance meeting with Reinhold leads to tragic consequences.
- 198059m8.3 (268)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtFranz BuchrieserBrigitte MiraThe exterior and the inside and the mystery of the fear of the mystery.
- Episode: (1980)19801h 52m8.3 (311)TV EpisodeDirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsGünter LamprechtHanna SchygullaBarbara SukowaConclusion. Reality gives way to a dream, in which Franz (Gunter Lamprecht) is haunted by visions of those who have both loved and betrayed him.
- DirectorHenk HandloegtenTom TykwerAchim von BorriesStarsVolker BruchLiv Lisa FriesPeter KurthBeneath the decadence of 1929 Berlin, lies an underworld city of sin. Police investigator Gereon Rath has been transferred from Cologne to solve a criminal case - a porn ring run by the Berlin Mafia. He uncovers a dangerous web of shadows.
- DirectorHenk HandloegtenTom TykwerAchim von BorriesStarsVolker BruchLiv Lisa FriesPeter KurthRath attempts to interrogate König further regarding the missing film reel, while the Russian revolutionaries' location is revealed by an informant.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm has been labeled a boy genius and is moved, much to his chagrin, into the Krelboyne class, which is a class full of nerds and geniuses like himself.
- DirectorArlene SanfordStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhen Lois finds her red anniversary dress burnt and in the toilet, she immediately suspects Reese, Dewey and Malcolm of foul play, and chases them all over the house to try and make them fess up, while Hal waits all night at the restaurant alone.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhile Hal and Lois are away for the weekend, Francis, visiting home from military school, is in charge of the house. Right away his friends come over and mess it up, so Francis and the boys clean it up to show Francis is responsible and might be allowed to leave military school and come home. All goes well...until a shelf falls on Malcolm, injuring him.
- DirectorNick MarckStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm finds himself being antagonized by a new bully, Kevin. This kid was always mocking him, teasing him, at lunch he cut right in front of him. On pizza day! But after Kevin taunted him about it one time too many, Malcolm loses it and attacks the kid, but deeply regrets it after learning his bully was 7-years-old; Hal cuts down the huge tree in the front yard, and he and the boys have just a little too much fun with the wood chipper.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonBecause of Dewey always leaving food in the crawlspace under the house, the whole family is forced to live in a trailer owned by Lois' coworker, Craig, while their house is being fumigated. However, Malcolm ends up spending more time at the home of an upper-middle-class family who has hired him as their babysitter, but he learns that they were secretly videotaping him. He later blackmails the family to leave him alone and quits the job, also revealing a horrible secret about the family's wife. Meanwhile at the academy, Francis finds the corpse of a former janitor in the basement of the military school, who was missing for 16 years, and teams up with his friends to give the forgotten custodian a proper burial by sending him down the lake in a burned boat and performing a burial at sea, which turns into a disaster.
- StarsBrigitte BoisselierClaude VorilhonJacques ChancelIn the '70s, after an alleged encounter with aliens called "the Elohim", Raël takes to the media to spread their message - and build loyal followers.
- StarsElias ArgentiereNicole BertrandBrigitte BoisselierWhen Raël turns to his acolytes for funding, doubt begins to brew. Later, an explosive TV interview unearths suspicious sexual practices within the cult.
- StarsElias ArgentiereBrigitte BoisselierGeorge W. BushIn America, Raël lobbies for human cloning with biochemist Brigitte Boisselier. The alleged birth of "Eve" in 2002 ignites legal and media scrutiny.
- StarsElias ArgentiereYves BoniConnie ChungAfter a journalist infiltrates Eden and exposes his activities, Raël flees to Japan. As the cult continues to spread, a new messenger emerges in Africa.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm stays overnight at Stevie's house. He convinces Stevie to sneak out of the house with him and they go to an arcade downtown, but Stevie's wheelchair is stolen, and they have to team up to find his wheelchair while dragging Stevie in a cart. Meanwhile, to prove that he is mature, Lois challenges Reese to give Dewey a bath and put him to sleep in exchange for being allowed to stay up late to watch a scary movie, but the task proves more difficult than he expected, just as Lois thought it would. At the academy, Francis is hazed by a group of students, but tells them their tricks are amateurish to what Lois did to him, and the students decide to worship Lois.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonFrancis bails from military school in a desperate attempt to visit his stupid girlfriend.
- DirectorJan PeterStarsDavid OberkoglerDavid ActonNatalia WitmerA European Conflict becomes a World War. Charles Edward Montague is a pacifist, but he sees the war as a battle between German Barbarism and Western Civilisation. Marina Yurlowa meets the Cossack Kosjol, who takes her into his troop. Louis Barthas must leave his wife and child behind, when he is drafted to the Franco-German front. Ernst Jünger volunteers for the war in order to get out of school.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonThe family have to go to the Krelboyne class picnic. Malcolm doesn't want to go because he has to do an act and doesn't want to look bad in front of his family especially Francis who is home for the weekend. Francis promises to get Malcolm out of doing his act but meets a girl at the picnic and no longer wants to leave. Lois tries to fit in with the other parents unsuccessfully and Hal serves meat from the BBQ even though the Krelboynes all voted that there would be no meat. Reese ends up on the run from eraserheads brother who catches him in the end giving him a wedgie. When Stevie leaves his chemicals with Malcolm, Malcolm desperate to do anything to get out of his act tries to make a stink bomb but ends up making a level 3 toxic bomb. The picnic seems to be ruined until Malcolm guiltily goes up on stage to preform his act. Everyone is amazed by it especially his family. Malcolm fears they will all treat him differently but to his relief nothing has changed.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWaiting in Lucky Aide for Lois to end her shift, Reese and Malcolm cause trouble, which leaves Dewey unobserved and able to nick something expensive from the store. Lois tries to make a point about "doing the right thing" and loses her job in the process. It also leaves the family with less income, bad food and Malcolm stressed out, especially because he already is in emotional despair over Julie Houlerman. Malcolm gets caught in an awkward social situation and Lois struggles between standing up to the man and providing for her family. Meanwhile Francis gets a break from the academy as honor guard for a beauty pageant. Every cadets dream come true?
- DirectorJan PeterStarsNatalia WitmerMikaël FitoussiCelia BannermanThe battle songs of the war's beginnings have given away to screams of pain. Sarah McNaughtan moves to the front to support the British army. In April 1915, the first poison gas attack in history is perpetrated in Belgium. Marina Yurlowa has become a child soldier in a unit of Cossacks. Louis Barthas experiences at first hand the flame throwers in the trenches. Vincenzo d'Aquila volunteers to serve his home country Italy.
- DirectorJan PeterStarsNatalia WitmerCelia BannermanDavid Acton1916 becomes the year of the most gruesome battles. C.E. Montague's unit sent to the Somme. But the men are refusing to follow the 50 year old. Sarah McNaughtan witnesses the genocide of the Armenians. Ernst Jünger, now a lieutenant, experiences the Battle of the Somme.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonHal takes the day off and the boys to the stock car races, while Francis gets into trouble with Commandant Spangler which leads to troubles with his fellow cadets, but that can not stop Francis from aiming for the next big possibility to screw up - this time it involves a Dog and a Snake. As Lois is searching for a check, she discovers more and more dirt on each family-member, hidden in the dustiest corners of the house, which she piles up for later use. Meanwhile the boys get bored at the tracks fast and get into problems on their own.
- DirectorJan PeterStarsElisa MonseDavid OberkoglerMegan GayAustralian piano teacher Ethel Cooper has lived in Leipzig for many years. Now, she is no longer wanted here. Karl Kasser is taken prisoner by the Russians. Gabrielle West finds herself forced by the war to earn her own keep. Yves Congar experiences everyday life under German Occupation.
- DirectorJan PeterStarsNaomi SheldonNatalia WitmerMikaël FitoussiThe war itself is now the enemy. In March 1917, Marina Yurlowa is serving as an adjutant. 20-year old Gabrielle West volunteers for a female police unit. Vincenzo d'Aquila becomes a victim of gruesome "treatments" conducted in a mental hospital in Udine. Louis Barthas has survived the battles of Verdun and the Somme.
- DirectorArlene SanfordStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonAunt Helen died and the family prepares for the funeral, an occasion that doesn't go as planned. Dewey finds a stray kid, Malcolm tries to avoid going altogether, Reese tries to sink some Evidence with aunt Helen's casket, Francis tries to get involved more into family matters, Hal prepares a speech, Dewey tries to get his new friend Egg home and Lois is all about family obligations. Of course it turns out much different then anybody anticipates.
- DirectorMario MartoneStarsPierfrancesco FavinoFrancesco Di LevaTommaso RagnoAfter 40 years of absence, Felice returns to his hometown: Naples. He rediscovers the places, the codes of the city and a past that eats away at him.
- DirectorGabriel Le BominStarsGrégori DerangèreAnouk GrinbergAurélien RecoingA psychiatrist who probes the mind of traumatized soldiers attempts to unlock the secret that drove a gentle but deeply-disturbed World War I veteran to the edge of insanity.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhile we have a chance to see the world from Dewey's very special point of view, Reese acts weird. As it turns out, he is interested in a girl and does not know how to show her how he feels. Following a misunderstood advice from Malcolm, Reese joins the cheerleader-squad. As a consequence Hal has to have "the talk" with his sons. Meanwhile in the military academy Francis gets to know Commandant Spangler on a very personal level.
- DirectorRainer Werner FassbinderStarsHanna SchygullaGiancarlo GianniniMel FerrerIn 1938, a German singer falls in love with a Jewish composer in Zurich, who helps Jews flee Nazi Germany. She wants to help but is forced back to Germany. Her song "Lili Marleen" becomes a hit with soldiers and the Nazi top brass.
- DirectorYoav ShamirStarsClaude Vorilhon"The Prophet and The Space Aliens" follows Rael, who after an alleged encounter with extraterrestrials - that appointed him the "last prophet" - became the founder and leader of the world's biggest UFO religion.
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- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm sucks at street-hockey, frankly because he has no skates. So he turns to his father, who trains all his sons in the secrets of skating before he allows them to have their own pair. Neither of his bigger brother tell him about his fathers training and Malcolm gets even more anxious as Hal gets very mysterious about it all, but nothing can prepare either one of them for what is to come. Lois hurt her back terribly and has to stay in bed, which does not keep her from tyrannizing Reese and constantly trying to avoid being drugged with pain medication by her loving husband Hal. At the military academy everybody is preparing for a weekend of survival training without any comfort, except for Francis who tries to ditch his comrades.
- DirectorSven FemerlingGeorg GrillStarsUlrike KnospeMonika BauertJan-Michael BrandtIn 1982, "The Boat", a West German war film directed by Wolfgang Petersen, gained worldwide notoriety, even reaching the Oscars, where it was nominated in six categories. Nothing predestined this film to such a triumph. Its biases and the events of the shooting promised it a fate of cursed film. Inspired by a true story - the descent into hell of a German submarine and its crew during the Second World War -, the script was a risky bet from the outset: how would the public react to a claustrophobic closed-door film lasting more than three hours and featuring the wrong side?
- DirectorChris KochStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonLois takes off to visit Francis at the academy, which might make his recent appendectomy just a little more painful. Without Lois, Hal devolves to his former bad boy personality, which turns the robot Malcolm builds with his Krelboyne colleagues into a much more destructive power than expected.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonThe boys were grounded for a while for losing Dewey's bike and can't wait for their release, but Lois is sick in bed and mistakes Monday for Sunday. But the boys appreciate the opportunity to ditch school. A letter from the academy arrives, which would cause some trouble for Francis and the boys decide to hide it, until they find out that it was Francis that sold them out about the bike. While the boys turn against Francis, Hal is at a Porsche shop and gets tempted to buy a car he can not possibly afford.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonThe family takes a day vacation at the water-park. All except Dewey, who has to stay home with an overage babysitter, which turns out to be more fun than expected. While Malcolm and Reese get into a loop of revenge-pranks, Hal and Lois try to enjoy the day off. As Dewey's babysitter hits the dance-floor, in more than one way, the youngest member of the family sets off on his own.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonAs the family drives home from the water-park, they get stuck in a traffic jam. While each family members tries to deal with heat, stress and boredom in their own way, Dewey is roaming the country on his own.
- DirectorLeslie StevensStarsWilliam ShatnerAllyson AmesEloise HardtOn a strange island inhabited by demons and spirits, a man battles the forces of evil.
- 2000–200623mTV-PG8.1 (1.1K)TV EpisodeDirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhen Francis shows up a week late for Halloween, he and the boys still manage to create the ultimate prank; Hal tries to catch a man who keeps speeding down the street, which leads to Lois and him stealing the car.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhen Lois gives the boys $10 each to buy her a present, they decide to get something for themselves, which causes her to have grief. When Hal also forgets her birthday, Lois decides that is enough, so she escapes until the family finally decides that they need her. Meanwhile, Francis brings home a beautiful African woman.
- DirectorFritz KierschStarsPeter HortonLinda HamiltonR.G. ArmstrongA young couple is trapped in a remote town where a dangerous religious cult of children believes that everyone over age 18 must be killed.
- DirectorKrzysztof KieslowskiStarsHenryk BaranowskiWojciech KlataMaja KomorowskaA woman worries about her nephew's spiritual education, whose life and his father's are run on their home computer.
- DirectorKrzysztof KieslowskiStarsKrystyna JandaAleksander BardiniOlgierd LukaszewiczA woman with a gravely ill husband and pregnant of her lover faces a dilemma: if her husband dies, she'll keep the baby; if not, she'll abort.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonCommandant Spangler announces his mother's visit and Francis uses the opportunity to organize a dance, for which he invites some local girls, which ends up to be a very different experience then the cadets expected. Meanwhile the Kenarbans invite the whole family to a nice dinner that turns into an evening of conflicts, as the families get to know each other better.
- DirectorDaniel AttiasStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdThe past catches up with Molly Strand.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonThe family is on a weekend-vacation in an native American casino. Francis uses this opportunity to go on vacation himself, by sneaking into his former home, but he is not the only one with that idea. While Hal, Reese and Malcolm get lost in the desert, Lois and Dewey enjoy a day of relaxation.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonHal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it's just another old woman, their parents hired to watch them. They decide to do a series of pranks on their babysitter, which includes the covered up sewer tank with a blanket and a book for the old woman sit on. To their surprise, their babysitter is a hot, teen-aged girl named Patty. She is sweet to them, but also bitter because she was rejected by Francis, a long time ago, because she was obese. Now the boys compete against each other to see who will prove their eldest brother wrong in his rejection and sleep with her without sex. Meanwhile at the convention, Lois tries in vain to stop the fight between Hal and Jack, who stole his idea.
- DirectorMichael UppendahlStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdHenry prepares for his day in court; a coffin arrives in Castle Rock.
- DirectorAndrew BernsteinStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdA stranger comes to town; Castle Rock honors Sheriff Pangborn.
- DirectorKevin HooksStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdHenry's son visits from Boston; a funeral stirs up unsettling memories.
- DirectorGreg YaitanesStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdMemories haunt Ruth Deaver.
- DirectorJulie Anne RobinsonStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdA world beyond these walls.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonThe night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store's safe. Francis tries to help a heartbroken friend at the academy, while Hal and the boys fight nature at home.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonIn an attempt to avoid the worst moments of medieval week at his Krelboyne class, Malcolm spins a delicate web of deception for the school therapist. Francis takes over the laundry at the academy and Hal discovers that his youngest, Dewey, is a natural at skittles.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonLois finds an amazing and cheap massage table at the grocery store and manages to become so relaxed that she doesn't even care about Hal and Dewey's LEGO city.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonReese, promising champion of his school's wrestling team, gets beaten by a girl, completely demoralizing him. So he gives up his school-bully carrier, which destabilizes the natural order of things at school. Francis tries to get out of academy at his birthday in an attempt to avoid academy-birthday-traditions.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonMalcolm accidentally hits a ball into grouchy old Mrs. Griffin's yard, and when he goes to retrieve it, he has a run-in with the elderly lady that accidentally makes her fall and break her arm. As punishment, he must go over to her house every day after school to help her out. Meanwhile, Dewey begins to carry a purse to school instead of a backpack; and Francis must deal with his screw-up friend Richie at military school.
- DirectorArlene SanfordStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonLois and Hal try to end Dewey's dependence on his stuffed animal Domingo by convincing him that it is too dirty. Strangely attracted, Malcolm finds himself in emotional confusion about the new weird Krelboyne girl Cynthia. At the academy Commandant Spangler re-institutes old Hickory into the school's disciplinary system and Francis tries to convince his father Hal to lie for him to avoid punishment.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonA new family moves into the next house and the family tries to make friends with them. As it turns out, all but the two men despise each other, which leaves them living their new-found friendship in secrecy. Francis finds Commandant Spangler emotionally devastated, questioning his own accomplishments, comparing himself to a prominent visitor to the academy.
- DirectorKen KwapisStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonHal feels like his job is a piece of crap after going to Dewey's class for parent job day. So he decides to take a "kidney failure" weeks off. While Francis is forced to work at the lucky aid over spring break.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonLois' estranged parents, Ida and Victor, pay the family a visit. Right away, trouble starts brewing. Victor bonds with Reese, Ida gets Malcolm into a fight, and Dewey is haunted by childhood memories of his inattentive grandparents. To make matters worse, Grandpa Victor gives Reese a live grenade as a present, and worse comes to worse, the boob pulls the pin! Luckily the family survived the explosion, but their brand new, expensive refrigerator wasn't as lucky.
- DirectorAna Lily AmirpourStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdNewcomers set up shop in Castle Rock, Maine; and Henry follows a clue.
- DirectorNicole KassellStarsAndré HollandMelanie LynskeyBill SkarsgårdSome birds can be caged.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonWhen Lois is arrested for having 16 unpaid parking tickets, she makes Francis pay for them and fights the cop in court for falsely accusing her of something she never did.
- DirectorGreg YaitanesStarsLizzy CaplanPaul SparksBarkhad AbdiA nurse gets waylaid in Castle Rock.
- DirectorJeff MelmanStarsJane KaczmarekBryan CranstonChristopher MastersonFrancis organizes a hunger strike to get back the academy's TV, taken away by Commandant Spangler. Meanwhile Malcolm has to go to the hospital, leaving him in the children's ward and the family without their genius middle son.