Haohmaru's Least Favorite Shows
These are the shows Haohmaru (Samurai Shodown series) should not be watching!
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- CreatorMichael JelenicAaron HorvathStarsGreg CipesScott MenvilleKhary PaytonSuperhero roommates Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven and Beast Boy love saving the day, but what happens when they're done fighting crime?Haohmaru: "I really really hate Teen Titans Go! very very much!"
- CreatorBobs GannawayStarsTony AnselmoTress MacNeilleBill FarmerMickey and his friends Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures.Mickey Mouse: Hah hey everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse! Say do you come inside my clubhouse?
Haohmaru: Actually no! I will never go to your house clubhouse that is Mickey! I will do the trick! To make the clubhouse appeared to destroy, I get to use my sword! I hate Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!" - CreatorDana OlsenDan SchneiderDana OlsenStarsJace NormanCooper BarnesRiele DownsLooking for a part-time job, 13-year-old Henry Hart lands the post of sidekick of superhero Captain Man, but he must keep this a secret from his family and friends.Haohmaru: "I'll battle Kid Danger (Henry Hart) from Henry Danger! This is even worst than Teen Titans Go! which also sucks!"
- CreatorErik KuskaStarsJeff BergmanDee Bradley BakerBob BergenThe hilarious, heroic and mischievous Bugs Bunny you love is back.
- CreatorJed SpingarnStarsKira KosarinJack GriffoAddison RieckeThese siblings with superpowers might be twins, but they are very different indeed.
- CreatorOleg KuzovkovStarsBoris KutnevichAlina KukushkinaKaitlyn McCormickA retired circus bear settles into the woods and prepares for a quiet new life surrounded by peace and tranquility until he is introduced to an adventurous little girl named Masha.
- CreatorDennis DeShazerSheryl LeachKathy ParkerStarsBob WestJulie JohnsonPatty WirtzFrom pretending to be a pilot on a make-believe airplane to pretending to be a pirate in search of buried treasure, Barney's friends discover that creativity lets them soar in the wings of imagination!
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsCreeMadisyn ShipmanBenjamin Flores Jr.A live-action sitcom about two 12-year-old girls who start a multi-million-dollar gaming company and take on rap superstar Double G as a business partner.
- CreatorJoe BrummStarsDavid McCormackMelanie ZanettiNinthe van SchieThe slice-of-life adventures of an Australian Blue Heeler Cattle Dog puppy as she has fun with her family and friends in everyday situations.Haohmaru: "I like Australia, but this Australian kids show is terrible!"
- CreatorGloria Calderón KellettMike RoyceStarsJustina MachadoTodd GrinnellIsabella GomezFollows three generations of the same Cuban-American family living in the same house: a newly divorced former military mother, her teenage daughter and tween son, and her old-school mother.Haohmaru: "I hate this reboot!"
- StarsMatt DannerDee Bradley BakerMelanie HarrisonBaby versions of Jim Henson's famous Muppet characters go on wacky adventures through their imaginationsHaohmaru: "Another reboot?! Dammit I hate Muppet Babies (2018)!"
- CreatorJoe RubyKen SpearsStarsFrank WelkerGrey GriffinKate MicucciThe Scooby gang continues to solve mysteries during what could be their last summer together, but monsters and ghouls get in the way of completing their adventures.Haohmaru: "Yet another reboot?! I really hate Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! so much!"
- CreatorKeith ChapmanScott KraftStarsRon PardoKallan HolleyJustin Paul KellyLed by a boy named Ryder, a team of six playful rescue dogs use their individual talents to protect the seaside town of Adventure Bay.Haohmaru: "Take that Ryder and the pups! Pups doesn't understand me!"
- StarsDrew ScottJonathan Silver ScottAndria BarrettThe Property Brothers are determined to help couples find, buy and transform extreme fixer-uppers into the ultimate dream home. And since it's hard to see beyond a dated property's shortcomings, they're using state-of-the-art CGI to reveal their vision of the future. Can Drew Scott and Jonathan Silver Scott convince these hesitant home buyers to take a radical risk? And can they complete their ambitious project on time and on budget?Hahomaru: "This is not my cup of tea! I hate HGTV and the Scott brothers!"
- StarsCarrie Ann InabaBruno TonioliTom BergeronU.S. reality show based on the British series "Strictly Come Dancing," where celebrities partner up with professional dancers and compete against each other in weekly elimination rounds to determine a winner.Haohmaru: "Dancing with the Stars is a terrible show! I really hate this show!"
- StarsFlorian BellangerJake BlechaJustin Blecha4 bakers compete to make cupcakes with best taste and presentation. 3 rounds eliminate a contestant. The 2 finalists create a 1000 cupcake display. The winner gets to showcase their cupcake presentation at a major event and win $10,000.Haohmaru: "This show sucks! I hate Food Network very much!"
- CreatorSimon FullerStarsRyan SeacrestMark ThompsonRandy JacksonTwelve American finalists (six men and six women) compete in a singing contest.
- StarsJonathan BennettWaylynn LucasRon Ben-IsraelBakers compete to have their cakes showcased at a major party or special event.Haohmaru: "This is even worst than Cupcake Wars!"
- CreatorMike FleissStarsChris HarrisonBrad WomackJesse PalmerA single bachelor dates multiple women over several weeks, narrowing them down to hopefully find his true love.
- CreatorMike FleissStarsChris HarrisonKaitlyn BristoweTayshia AdamsA single bachelorette dates multiple men over several weeks, narrowing them down to hopefully find her true love.
- StarsJoshua RushHaley TjuEva CarltonYoung adventurers Waldo and Wenda use their problem-solving skills and the help of an international wizard society to stop a rival globetrotter named Odlulu from using her magic to stir up trouble.Haohmaru: "I hate Where's Waldo (2019)!"
- CreatorJed ElinoffMichael PoryesSusan ShermanStarsRaven-SymonéIssac Ryan BrownSky KatzThough Raven Baxter is psychic, she never guessed that she would be a single mother living in an apartment with her twins, Nia and Booker Baxter, and her best friend Chelsea and her son Levi.Haohmaru: "I can't stand Raven's Home! It's useless!"
- StarsRick ZieffStephen StantonGrey GriffinA cat-and-mouse brawl chasing each other.Haohmaru: "I hate The Tom and Jerry Show!"
- StarsRuPaulMichelle VisageRoss MathewsRuPaul searches for America's next drag superstar.Haohmaru: "Never trust RuPaul's Drag Race! It's super lame!"
- StarsRuPaulMichelle VisageCarson KressleyNew show will serve up a new twist on the mega-hit RuPaul's Drag Race as it pits queens from previous seasons in a wig-to-wig drag battle royale.
- StarsRuPaulMichelle VisageAlan CarrUK version of RuPaul's hit reality competition show where RuPaul searches for the country's next drag superstar.Haohmaru: "This UK version sucks!"
- StarsRyan S. HillSebastien Le NeveLeyani KureraA pug with a crush on his canine neighbor clashes with two mischievous raccoons who seem determined to drive him crazy.Haohmaru: "Not so fast Mighty Mike, but your too late!"
- CreatorSallie PatrickStephanie SavageJosh SchwartzStarsElizabeth GilliesRafael de la FuenteRobert Christopher RileyFollows two of America's wealthiest families as they feud for control over their fortune and their children.Haohmaru: "I have no choice for Dynasty (2017)!"
- CreatorJ.J. JohnsonDaniel CookStarsJason SpevackIsaac DurnfordSydney KuhneA young boy with a love for dinosaurs goes on adventures.Haohmaru: "Sorry Dino Dan, but you fail!"
- CreatorJ.J. JohnsonStarsTrek BuccinoJordyn NegriJason SpevackThe new season of Dino Dan takes things to a whole new level of dino adventure with all new pre-historic creatures, a new gang of friends, and a new Henderson brother who can see dinosaurs. That's right. Trek can now see the dinosaurs too! Now that Trek is ten years old, he has become just as obsessed with dinosaurs as his older brother Dan. Trek eats, sleeps and breathes dinos and, thanks to Dan, has developed a funny way of putting them in any situation. The new season of Dino Dan brings twice the dinosaur fun because now Trek knows what "Dino Dan" has always known: Dinosaurs are EVERYWHERE!Haohmaru: "Even worst than Dino Dan! Sorry Universal Kids, but you don't understand! It's for kids not for adults!"
- CreatorAlex De RakoffStarsRupert GrintLuke PasqualinoLucien LaviscountA group of up-and-coming hustlers who stumble upon a truck-load of stolen gold bullion are suddenly thrust into the high-stakes world of organized crime.
- CreatorMichael FeldmanMatt FleckensteinStarsLizzy GreeneCasey SimpsonAidan Gallagher11-year-old Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn Harper's sibling rivalry are heightened by the fact that they are quadruplets.
- CreatorScott FellowsRoger BollenMarilyn SadlerStarsWilmer ValderramaDee Bradley BakerNancy TrumanA show about handyman Manny Garcia and his helpful talking tools, who make repairs and fix problems in the small town of Sheetrock Hills.Haohmaru: "Not so fast Bob the Builder! Wait a minute that's not Bob the Builder it's Handy Manny! This show sucks! The original songs like "Hop up Jump in" and "Fixed it Right" are annoying! I hate Handy Manny! At least Wilmer Valderrama did have better things than Handy Manny. He joined the cast of NCIS!"
- StarsTy PenningtonPaul DiMeoMichael MoloneyA family that has faced hardship has their dilapidated house completely rebuilt while they are away on vacation for a week.Haohmaru: "I hate Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!"
- StarsJesse Tyler FergusonDarren Keefe ReiherCarrie LocklynIt is a combined moving stories of families and communities with life-changing home renovations.Haohmaru: "This is even worst than the original show of the same name!"
- CreatorHarland WilliamsStarsHarland WilliamsTom KennyNana KounoFun-loving pug puppies, brothers Bingo and Rolly, have thrill-seeking appetites that take them on exhilarating adventures in their neighborhood and around the globe.
- CreatorRyan SeacrestEliot GoldbergStarsKhloé KardashianKim KardashianKourtney KardashianA peek inside the exploits and privileged private lives of the blended Kardashian-Jenner family, including sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie.Haohmaru: "Oh yeah! I'm a Reality show hater! It's payback time!"
- CreatorRichard AppelMike HenrySeth MacFarlaneStarsMike HenrySanaa LathanKevin Michael RichardsonCleveland Brown moves back to his hometown in Virginia, where he finds his high school sweetheart and her two troublemaking kids.Haohmaru: "I never liked The Cleveland Show at all I hate this show!"
- CreatorJenji KohanStarsTaylor SchillingDanielle BrooksTaryn ManningConvicted of a decade-old crime of transporting drug money, ordinarily law-abiding Piper Chapman is sentenced to 18 months behind bars and quickly discovers the realities of life-changing prison time.Haohmaru: "Not so fast Orange is the New Black, but this show is intended for female and LGBTQ+ audiences not for male audiences!"
- CreatorSam LevinsonStarsZendayaHunter SchaferJacob ElordiA look at life for a group of high school students as they grapple with issues of drugs, sex, and violence.Haohmaru: "And again, it's for female and LGBTQ+ audiences not for male audiences!"
- CreatorRoberto Aguirre-SacasaStarsLili ReinhartCamila MendesCole SprouseWhile navigating the troubled waters of romance, school and family, Archie and his gang become entangled in dark Riverdale mysteries.Haohmaru: "Once again, it's for female and LGBTQ+ audiences only not for male audiences!"
- CreatorRoberto Aguirre-SacasaStarsKiernan ShipkaRoss LynchLucy DavisAs her 16th birthday nears, Sabrina Spellman must reconcile her dual nature as a half-witch, half-mortal while fighting the evil forces that threaten her, her family, and the daylight world humans inhabit.Haohmaru: "Will you please stop this show!"
- CreatorLaurie NunnStarsAsa ButterfieldGillian AndersonNcuti GatwaA teenage boy with a sex therapist mother teams up with a high school classmate to set up an underground sex therapy clinic at school.Haohmaru: "Sorry Sex Education, but George Lopez (TV Series) looks alot better than this Netflix show!"
- CreatorJason BergerJosh BycelStarsPaul WightAllison MunnReylynn CasterWhen Big Show's teenage daughter comes to live with him and his wife and two other daughters, he quickly becomes outnumbered and outsmarted. Despite being 7 feet tall and weighing 400 pounds, he is no longer the center of attention.Haohmaru: "This Netflix show is not great at all!"
- CreatorLauren FaustStarsTara StrongNicole SullivanMyrna VelascoTeenage versions of DC Comics superheroines both attend high school and fight crime to protect the citizens of Metropolis.
- StarsChris KattanSean AstinBrian KimmetA vampire rabbit likes to drink carrot juice instead of blood to strengthen up his super abilities in new paranormal adventures.
- CreatorUshio HiguchiStarsAkbar GbajabiamilaMatt IsemanLaurie HernandezThe next generation of "American Ninja Warrior" begins, as some of the show's biggest fans now get an opportunity to compete for the chance to be named American Ninja Warrior junior champion.Haohmaru: "This kids version of American Ninja Warrior is terrible!"
- CreatorChris EliopoulosBrad MeltzerStarsAidan VissersZoe HatzWyatt WhiteXavier Riddle and the Secret Museum is an animated adventure-comedy for kids 4-7 inspired by Brad Meltzer and Chris Eliopoulos's best-selling kids book series, Ordinary People Change the World.Haohmaru: "This show looks really fake!"
- CreatorChristopher J. NowakDan SchneiderDana OlsenStarsCooper BarnesMichael D. CohenHavan FloresCaptain Man has a new crew of superhero sidekicks - Danger Force. Captain Man and Schwoz create a fake school to train the kids to harness their uncontrollable superpowers to fight crime.Haohmaru: "Even worst than Henry Danger!"
- StarsDrew MasseyVictor YerridMia Ella MimicaA young and curious boy constantly wonders the fields of science.
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsMiranda CosgroveJerry TrainorJennette McCurdyCarly hosts her own home-grown web show, iCarly, Carly and sidekick Sam's regular webcasts ultimately feature everything from comedy sketches and talent contests to interviews, recipes, and problem-solving.
- StarsEvan SmirnowEllen DavidDaniel BrochuAn imaginative four-year-old boy learns life lessons and discovers new things with his friends and family.
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsVictoria JusticeLeon Thomas IIIMatt BennettAspiring singer Tori Vega navigates life while attending a performing arts high school called Hollywood Arts.
- CreatorChris NeeStarsLara Jill MillerLoretta DevineRobbie Rist"Doc McStuffins" is an imaginative animated series about Doc McStuffins, a young girl who aspires to be a doctor like her mom and communicates with and heals broken toys and stuffed animals.Haohmaru: "Take that Doc McStuffins!"
- CreatorDan SchneiderStarsJennette McCurdyAriana GrandeCameron OcasioA pair of roommates start a baby-sitting service to earn extra cash.
- CreatorChris KrattMartin KrattStarsChris KrattMartin KrattAthena KarkanisThe Kratt Brothers and their team use their "Creature Power" suits to learn about and help various species of animals around the world.
- CreatorTodd J. GreenwaldStarsSelena GomezDavid HenrieJake T. AustinThe Russo family may be an ordinary family with an average restaurant, but behind close doors, all three children must compete to be the next family wizard.Haohmaru: "Not good enough for the Russos!"
- CreatorJoan Ganz CooneyLloyd Morrisett Jr.StarsJim HensonFrank OzCaroll SpinneyOn a special inner city street, the inhabitants, human and muppet, teach preschool subjects with comedy, cartoons, games, and songs.Haohmaru: "I hope the HBO/HBO Max episodes gonna be worst than the 2009-2015 episodes!"
- StarsRyan DillonDavid RudmanSamantha McDanelA new talk show hosted by Elmo the muppet.Haohmaru: "Although Batman (DC Comics) is gonna be one of the guests of The Not Too Late Show with Elmo, This looks garbage! I hate the Sesame Street franchise!"
- StarsLudacrisAbi-Maria GomesSierra Dawn ThomasHosted by Ludacris, "Fear Factor" is filled with new stunts inspired by urban legends, popular scary movies and viral videos from today's cultural zeitgeist. Contestants will have to confront their fears to win money.Haohmaru: "This reboot sucks!"
- CreatorMichael KrupatDave NollLinda LeaStarsTed AllenAmanda FreitagMarc MurphyIt's a Chopped All-Stars tournament event! Through four preliminary competitions, sixteen celebrities battle it out for a spot in the $50,000 finale!Haohmaru: "This show sucks ass and it's dangerous too!"
- CreatorLinda LeaStarsTed AllenMarc MurphyAmanda FreitagThe junior version of Chopped (2007), with kid chefs competing.Haohmaru: "This is even worse than Chopped (2007)!"
- CreatorPamela EellsPhil BakerDrew VaupenStarsDebby RyanPeyton ListCameron BoyceA Texan teen moves to New York City to follow her dreams and ends up as a nanny for a high-profile couple's four children.Haohmaru: "Hey Jessie, Will you please stop this shit!"
- StarsGuy FieriTroy JohnsonAarti SequeiraChefs compete for the chance of $20,000 as they are cooking inside a grocery store.Haohmaru: "I like shopping, but this show is horrible! I hate Guy Fieri!"
- CreatorPamela EellsStarsMiranda MayMallory James MahoneyIsrael JohnsonEmma, Ravi, and Zuri Ross head off to the rustic summer camp in Maine where their parents met as teens. With their new friends, a love triangle, and the fears of the camp, they settle into their exciting, challenging new lives.Haohmaru: "Take that Bunk'D!"
- StarsJoanna GainesChip GainesDustin AndersonChip and Joanna Gaines take on clients in the Waco Texas area, turning their fixer uppers into the homes of their dreams.Haohmaru: "This show really sucks!"
- StarsAngela KinseyDeMaryo PlattLyseeA cooking competition that challenges five food-loving families to create delicious dishes inspired by the magic of Disney. In each episode, two families go head-to-head in a themed cooking challenge at Walt Disney World.Haohmaru: "This can't be good! I hate Be Our Chef!"
- StarsWhoopi GoldbergJoy BeharVirginia HamiltonFive women with very different outlooks on politics, Hollywood and its stars, and current events discuss these and other divisive topics of the day. Originated by Barbara Walters and currently led by longtime host, Whoopi Goldberg.Haohmaru: "What's your problem?! The View sucks! I hate daytime talk shows!"
- StarsAdrienne HoughtonJeannie Mai JenkinsLoni Love"The Real" is an American talk show, which is hosted by Loni Love, Adrienne Houghton, Jeannie Mai Jenkins, and Garcelle Beauvais.Haohmaru: "This is even worse than The View! Your a lame one Adrienne Houghton!"