Worst movies i've ever seen
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- DirectorDavid Von AnckenStarsPierce BrosnanLiam NeesonAnjelica HustonAfter the end of the American Civil War, a former Confederate colonel hunts down a former Yankee officer with whom he has a grudge.This movie more or less consists of a group of people walking for an hour. The plot would be hopelessly clicheed if it wasn't so weak and add to that the absolute make-up fail that is Neesons character and a laughable ending and you'll have one of the worst Westerns ever made.
- DirectorHåkan AlexanderssonStarsNina AntskogKrister BrobergMats FlinkAmong human remains, barely alive, operates the investigator. A bitter man, a mole that digs his way among the facts and fictions of life. Beaten, broke, hungry and liable to be evicted.Awful "Science Fiction" movie, with a protagonist who looks like a dirty homeless Fred Flinstone. It is clear that this was supposed to be an art film, with it's stiff prose-like dialogue but it ends up being just a mess of disgusting imagery and annoying drivel.
- DirectorJesse DylanStarsMethod ManRedmanObba BabatundéTwo guys by the name of Silas and Jamal decided to one day smoke something magical, which eventually helps them to ace their college entrance exam.Leave the acting to Marky Mark, guys.
- DirectorUwe BollStarsJonathan CherryTyron LeitsoClint HowardA group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.-"You did this to become immortal! Why?!"
-"To live forever!" - DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsKal PennJennifer CoolidgeFred WillardA spoof on previous years' epic movies (The Da Vinci Code (2006), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) + 20 more), TV series, music videos and celebs. 4 orphans are on an epic adventure.The movie that killed screwball comedy.
- DirectorRob HeddenStarsJensen DaggettKane HodderTodd CaldecottJason Voorhees is accidentally awakened from his watery grave and ends up stalking a ship full of graduating high-school students headed to Manhattan, New York.Awful
- DirectorGeorge P. CosmatosStarsSylvester StalloneBrigitte NielsenReni SantoniA tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far-reaching plans.Pretty much the bottom of the barrel in 80's action.
- DirectorDennie GordonStarsDavid SpadeBrittany DanielDennis MillerAfter being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.I think i turned it off when Joe and his girlfriend did incest-roleplay.
- DirectorPenn JillettePaul ProvenzaStarsGeorge CarlinDon RicklesChris RockOne hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.Pseudo-intellectual navel gazing taken to the extreme. NO it's not funny or "edgy" to hear people talk about child rape and bestiality for an hour, if they do not have a single point to make.
- DirectorWei LoStarsJackie ChanChih-Ping ChiangHsiu-yi FangA goofy student is taught a lost martial art style by five ghosts.Awful SFX, barebones wuxia plot wich we've seen a thousand times before, topped off with a good dose of toilet-humor. Enjoy!
- DirectorMats Helge OlssonStarsKrzysztof KolbergerHanna BieniuszewiczBo F. MuntheSwedish scientist named Karl Markov is taken hostage by the KGB. After his daughter Nadia is also kidnapped and brought deep into the heart of Russia, a group of highly trained ninjas, led by American CIA agent Mason, is ordered to get them out.It turns out Sweden cannot only make terrible Dramas and Crime Thrillers. We can make awful 80's action too!
- DirectorE. Elias MerhigeStarsBrian SalzbergDonna DempseyStephen Charles BarryPresented in a surreal, gory and entirely visual manner, Begotten tells of the death of religion, the abuse of nature by Man and a nihilistic outlook on what life ultimately is.Like catnip for "alternative" latté-nihilists.
- DirectorBruce CampbellStarsBruce CampbellGrace ThorsenTaylor SharpeMistaken for his character Ash from the 'Evil Dead' trilogy, Bruce Campbell is forced to fight a real monster in a small Oregon town.They didn't even try.
- DirectorJoshua ButlerStarsMark-Paul GosselaarMercedes McNabNick von EsmarchThree guys find a space alien in the woods and attempt to sell it to a tabloid TV show, with disastrous results.Garbage.
- DirectorAndrzej BartkowiakStarsKarl UrbanRosamund PikeDwayne JohnsonSpace Marines are sent to investigate strange events at a research facility on Mars but find themselves at the mercy of genetically enhanced killing machines.Somebody, please punch Andrzej Bartkowiak with a Berserk Pack.
- DirectorSam FirstenbergStarsDavid BradleyMark DacascosValarie TrappAn American reporter teams up with a martial arts expert, whose half-brother is a "yakuza" - Japanese mafia - drug dealer to battle swordsmen from around the world in a Turkish arena.Hollywood just cant get enough of these "white people are totally better at being Samurais, Ninjas whatever, than Asians are" movies.
- DirectorJamie UysStarsN!xauMarius WeyersSandra PrinslooA comic allegory about a traveling Bushman who encounters modern civilization and its stranger aspects, including a clumsy scientist and a band of revolutionaries.And you must be too, if you decide to watch this.
- DirectorTeresa FabikStarsAmanda RenbergBjörn KjellmanEllen FjæstadA teenager's reputation is destroyed when she falls asleep drunk at a party and some boys take provocative photos of her.Two words: Heavy Handed.
- DirectorRobert ClouseBruce LeeStarsBruce LeeGig YoungDean JaggerA martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him.An insult to Lee, an insult to his family and an insult to his fans.
- DirectorBill CorcoranStarsHector EchavarriaTanya ClarkeNick MancusoFive of the best mixed martial arts champions from around the world are forced to play a deadly game, a game to the death.Whatever these MMA-fighters where paid, to job to Hector in this abortion of a movie, it wasn't enough.
- DirectorJohn R. LeonettiStarsRobin ShouTalisa SotoJames RemarA group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.I could barely FINISH IT!