South Park, Ranked
My ranking of the unscrupulous series about the residents of a mountain town, and all the swearing and violence that accompanies their lives...
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- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal disease. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardThe boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.8.5/10
- 1997– 22mTV-MA9.3 (6K)TV EpisodeDirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneNico AgnoneThe boys set off on a mythical quest to return a copy of the "The Lord of the Rings" movie to their local video store, while defending it from sixth graders.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartThe ever more PC citizens of South Park decide that they no longer need a police force. As the first American town to get rid of their cops, they plan to celebrate their advanced sensibilities with a PC Carnival.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for detention. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardWhen a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to send it home.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallWhen Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallAl Gore gets the boys trapped in Cave of the Winds while trying to kill the purported "Manbearpig"; Cartman finds treasure that he attempts to steal.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallProfessor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on "The Simpsons." Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.8.5/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsJonny GreenwoodRadioheadTrey ParkerCartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.8.5/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardCartman, Butters, and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMilan AgnoneAfter the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneIsaac HayesThe boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallCartman and Cthulhu get their revenge on Coon and Friends, while Mysterion continues to try and discover the secret behind his superpower of never being able to die.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallButters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneSpencer Lacey GanusThe kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThe boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneDebi DerryberryThe boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartRandy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMona MarshallThere's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to put the two together.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneMary Kay BergmanThe rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.8/10
- DirectorEric StoughStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneAdrien BeardA class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.8/10
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerMatt StoneApril StewartThe boys are excited to go trick-or-treating, dressed as the Avengers, but Stan is unable to come because Randy has bought a Blockbuster Video franchise location in South Park.8/10