I Can't Believe It's Not the Bottom 100!
A list of movies that are somehow not in the bottom 100, despite their terribleness.
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- DirectorTom GreenStarsTom GreenRip TornMarisa CoughlanAn unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.
- DirectorElaine MayStarsWarren BeattyDustin HoffmanIsabelle AdjaniTwo terrible lounge singers get booked to play a gig in a Moroccan hotel but somehow become pawns in an international power play between the C.I.A., the Emir of Ishtar, and the rebels trying to overthrow his regime.
- DirectorStewart RaffillStarsChristine EbersoleJonathan WardTina CasparyAn alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.
- DirectorPaul Michael GlaserStarsShaquille O'NealFrancis CapraAlly WalkerA troubled kid inadvertently releases a genie, who must grant him any three wishes he requests.
- DirectorTrevor WallLisa OrtizStarsRob SchneiderHeather GrahamKen JeongWhen a real estate development invades his Arctic home, Norm and his three lemming friends head to New York City, where Norm becomes the mascot of the corporation in an attempt to bring it down from the inside and protect his homeland.And you think Video Brinquedo and Dingo Pictures makes cheap movies--- this one actually got theatrically released.
A polar bear attempts to save the arctic from real estate development by going to NYC and promoting homes in the arctic. He doesn't try to sabotage them or anything--- he actually promotes building homes in the arctic. Just... why? - StarsBuddyDonn DavisonDora DildoBat Pussy, a female superhero, defends Gothum City from a middle-aged couple making a pornographic film.This should be on the Bottom 100. It's one of the most unarousing pornographic adult movies of all time, as stated by many people.
Also, despite the fact its called "Bat Pussy" it hardly features a Batman spoof, and instead features two rednecks having sex. - DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatPascal DrogatSimone GreissA lion cub and a crocodile search for diamonds hidden by an evil panther.If you think you know bad movies, you haven't seen Dingo Pictures's films.
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatGeorg FeilsSimone GreissIn a world where dinosaurs cohabit with gorillas and gazelles, two dinosaurs are waiting for their egg to hatch. When the egg finally hatches, a dinosaur comes out, and they decide to call him "Tio".
- DirectorDavid WintersStarsGary DanielsComfort FedokeAva FabianTwo young dancers fall in love and eventually work together to win a dance competition.It may seem unassuming, but it's destined to be labeled as one of the worst of all time. It stars reality TV stars from various dancing shows. Alright, that seems fine, but also all of the dialogue is ADR'ed in, and it's fairly noticeable. Also the acting is horrible.
- DirectorMarco SchnabelStarsMike MyersJessica AlbaRomany MalcoPitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsJohn David BraddockLana DykstraRick CampSuffering from kidney failure, Joe, a computer chip salesman goes through an organ transplant administered by Dr. Evelyn Tyler who is a biogeneticist for Therapeutic Technology located at 1 DNA Drive. Joe is not only grateful for his new kidney, but he becomes interested and obsessed in Dr. Tyler who shows him the world of miraculous, amazing and wonderful biotechnology. But this seemingly technological panacea is also filled with uncertainty, danger and dilemma that changes their life forever.
- DirectorBarry MahonStarsDorothy Brown GreenCalvin the elf is always getting into mischief. One Christmas Eve, Calvin stows away on Santa's sleigh and winds up in the possession of a little girl named Kim. Her brothers kidnap him, putting him aboard a remote-controlled toy airplane. Santa travels incognito in order to rescue Calvin, and return him to the North Pole.A movie with only a narrator, and just still frames. How can this call itself a "movie"? And was it ever theatrically released?
- DirectorJoseph M. Sonneborn Jr.StarsPatricia Ann PearsonSonny falls asleep while his mom reads him a bedtime story and wakes up in Balloon Land, a magical world filled with giant balloon people and animals.The title says it all."Balloon Land" is creepy as heck and features possible child molesters amongst all the terrifying balloons from a rejected Macy's parade stored in a barn somewhere.
A good portion of the film is just parade footage with a narrator talking about the floats in the parade, as if we don't have eyes or we're too stupid to know what things are. - DirectorSias OdendaalMichael PakleppaStarsGlynis JohnsSteve RailsbackRonald FranceAn alien called Nukie searches for his brother Miko, who has been captured by the U.S. government.E.T.-like concept with horrendous execution.
- DirectorGreg SwinsonRyan ThiessenStarsSandra PaduchDanielle LilleyMia YiThe teenagers Isabella, Jamie, Melanie, Caroline and Stephanie are lost in a shortcut they took in their way back home. The inexperienced Bell is driving her mother's van and is worried about the late hour. The quintet decides to stop in an isolated store to ask for directions, and Bell accidentally bumps one headlight of a parked SUV. The girls decide to leave the place and drive in the dark and lonely road trying to reach the main road. They decide to make a u-turn and they are chased by the driver of the SUV along a night of terror.
- DirectorMark Harry RichardsonJack ShaoulStarsJoe PantolianoJohn Rhys-DaviesDanny GerardA manic search for a valuable relic pits a father, son, and trouble-prone robot against a nasty villain.
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsJenn GotzonTippi HedrenJustin KunkleA computer chip salesman dates a software designer in a virtual reality program.
- DirectorSteven A. SandtStarsJohnny James GatyasAmy HenrySteven Ronald BrattmanRobert Moore [Johnny James Gatyas] buys a box at a yard sale that turns out to be a time machine. He travels to the future and rescues a slave named She-Ba [Amy Henry]. Together, they go on many futuristic adventures.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.
- DirectorBrian RobbinsStarsKel MitchellKenan ThompsonSinbadA dim-witted teenager and his new coworker try to save the old burger joint they work for from failing after the opening of a brand new burger restaurant across the street, which's planning to put them out of business.
- DirectorNeil LaButeStarsNicolas CageEllen BurstynLeelee SobieskiA sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community.
- DirectorMichael SchoemannStarsCorey FeldmanIrene CaraDom DeLuiseChristopher Columbus decides to go on a journey to prove that the Earth is not flat. His companion is a smart wood worm who's on a quest of his own: to save a beautiful fairy princess from the evil lord Swarm and his insect army.
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsElijah WoodBruce WillisJason AlexanderSick of the neglect he receives from his mom and dad, a young boy leaves home and travels the world in search of new parents.