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-No particular order
-My actual name is Charles not Marygrace.
-None of these titles had a US release when the list was being written
-Yepp, I love my cat so much I use the masculine voice to describe him. It may also be because he's very macho!
-Yeah it's a big list, almost everything interests me. Remember one should watch movies to enjoy himself not to criticize every second of it, relax. That is one of the reasons why I added a description for each of them. I've actually compiled this list so that you don't have to and so you can have a quick reference.
-This took a lot of time to make so ,yeah, you're welcome and yes as a 'professional movie expert' I do accept donations for my heroic task of watching more movies for your benefit!
-No particular order
-My actual name is Charles not Marygrace.
-None of these titles had a US release when the list was being written
-Yepp, I love my cat so much I use the masculine voice to describe him. It may also be because he's very macho!
-Yeah it's a big list, almost everything interests me. Remember one should watch movies to enjoy himself not to criticize every second of it, relax. That is one of the reasons why I added a description for each of them. I've actually compiled this list so that you don't have to and so you can have a quick reference.
-This took a lot of time to make so ,yeah, you're welcome and yes as a 'professional movie expert' I do accept donations for my heroic task of watching more movies for your benefit!
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- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsMartin FreemanIan McKellenRichard ArmitageA reluctant Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, sets out to the Lonely Mountain with a spirited group of dwarves to reclaim their mountain home and the gold within it from the dragon Smaug.A long time big fan, I really cannot wait for this to be released. I'm just so excited. Thanks for making this dream a reality and bringing it to all our screens for all to enjoy.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsIan McKellenMartin FreemanRichard ArmitageThe dwarves, along with Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey, continue their quest to reclaim the Lonely Mountain, their homeland, from the dragon Smaug.Man, sometimes we take things too much for granted. Nuff said
- A great film for all the family to enjoy for sure, like the other Narnia films although the C.S.Lewis books managed to capture and intrigue more my imagination than the film's adaptations.
- DirectorJoe JohnstonJill Pole, Eustace Scrubb, and Puddleglum the Marsh-wiggle set off on a journey to the land north of Narnia in order to rescue King Caspian's missing son, Rilian.You have to wait a lot more to pre-order this, no doubt about that. However ,when it is released, this will bring so much vivacity and jollity to our prosaic lifestyles!!
- DirectorTarsem SinghStarsHenry CavillMickey RourkeJohn HurtTheseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity.Please don't let us down, all of us mere, importunate mortals so looking foward for this release!
- DirectorJeffrey N. AlbertVery good and very beautiful.Only in darkness , can you understand the light. This is also the saying and motto of all maltese who had their electricity charges increased tenfold nowadays!!!
- DirectorMarcus NispelStarsJason MomoaRon PerlmanRose McGowanA vengeful barbarian warrior sets off to get his revenge on the evil warlord who attacked his village and murdered his father when he was a boy.I like seeing people getting decapitated. This will have more than the whole bloody french revolution. My diabolical cat is also waiting earnestly for this title.
- DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsRobert PattinsonJuliette BinocheSarah GadonRiding across Manhattan in a stretch limo in order to get a haircut, a 28-year-old billionaire asset manager's day devolves into an odyssey with a cast of characters that start to tear his world apart.Damn stalkers, leave me alone!
- DirectorDon CoscarelliStarsChase WilliamsonRob MayesPaul GiamattiA new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human. Can two college drop-outs save humanity from this silent, otherworldly invasion?If that's not a spoiler I don't know what is. Although you cannot honestly expect any plot twists from this one I can assure you that this has a lot of potential.
- DirectorAndrew StantonStarsTaylor KitschLynn CollinsWillem DafoeTransported to Barsoom, a Civil War vet discovers a barren planet seemingly inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Woola and a princess in desperate need of a savior.Does he die in the end too?
- DirectorChris MillerStarsAntonio BanderasSalma HayekZach GalifianakisAn outlaw cat, his childhood egg-friend, and a seductive thief kitty set out in search for the eggs of the fabled Golden Goose to clear his name, restore his lost honor, and regain the trust of his mother and town.My cat ,by comparision, makes this one look like a pussy! I'll watch it however and turn a blind eye to previous disappointments.
- DirectorPete TravisStarsKarl UrbanOlivia ThirlbyLena HeadeyIn a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO.Many are looking foward to this especially my cat which had a peculiar smirk all day long on his face when he heard about its release. What a dreddful cat I have!
- DirectorOliver ParkerStarsRowan AtkinsonRosamund PikeDominic WestJohnny English goes up against international assassins hunting down Chinese Premier Xiang Ping.Yay. Another Johnny English film. I'll have something to watch besides narcisstic political debates and repeats of Fanboy and Chum Chum.
- DirectorMåns MårlindBjörn SteinStarsKate BeckinsaleMichael EalyIndia EisleyWhen human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrior Selene leads the battle against humankind.My cat has a long time crush on Kate Beckinsale and he'll brutally force me to watch this with him even though none of the Underworld films quite hooked me as much as the first Underworld film.
- DirectorMatthew SpradlinStarsCameron Deane StewartBen BrowderJeffrey SchmidtOn a stormy Saturday afternoon, six students from Crestview Academy begin to meet horrible fates as they serve out their detentions. Is a fellow student to blame, or perhaps Crestview's alleged ghosts are behind the terrible acts?That's what my mother used to tell me when I pee outside in the garden. However my cat does it all the time. FAVOURITISM.
- DirectorLee TamahoriStarsDominic CooperLudivine SagnierRaad RawiA chilling vision of the house of Saddam. The world of Hussein comes to life through the eyes of the man who was given a choice; either be the double for Saddam's sadistic son, or die.My cat was rumoured for the lead before Dominic Cooper was cast. Watch out for this one, with Lee Tamahori as director (with whom I personally met here in Malta) and a fantastic plot this will be the Dorian Gray as it should have been.
- DirectorGuy RitchieStarsRobert Downey Jr.Jude LawJared HarrisDetective Sherlock Holmes is on the trail of criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty, who is carrying out a string of random crimes across Europe.A film which my mother (aka the harshest movie critic) will certainly love to watch. A winner in my books.
- DirectorJonathan LiebesmanStarsSam WorthingtonLiam NeesonRosamund PikePerseus braves the treacherous underworld to rescue his father, Zeus, captured by his son, Ares, and brother Hades who unleash the ancient Titans upon the world.Although I may be considered a hypocrite for including this I will give it a second chance.
- DirectorSam MendesStarsDaniel CraigJavier BardemNaomie HarrisJames Bond's loyalty to M is tested when her past comes back to haunt her. When MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.I love all Bond films in general ever since I was a little boy. Can't wait.
- DirectorZack SnyderStarsHenry CavillAmy AdamsMichael ShannonAn alien child is evacuated from his dying world and sent to Earth to live among humans. His peace is threatened when other survivors of his home planet invade Earth.I think 2012 isn't going to be a bad year for movies however this year wasn't lacking either.
- DirectorRZAStarsRussell CroweCung LeLucy LiuOn the hunt for a fabled treasure of gold, a band of warriors, assassins, and a rogue British soldier descend upon a village in feudal China, where a humble blacksmith looks to defend himself and his fellow villagers.They really need to think of more original names for movies. First Man of Steel and now this. I thought I've seen it all with Boy Scouts Vs. Zombies.
- DirectorJon FavreauStarsDaniel CraigHarrison FordOlivia WildeA spaceship arrives in 1873 Arizona to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. All that stands in their way: a posse of cowboys and natives.Every once in a while I include a film with a picture to uphold your interests. However there are cowboys and aliens and Harrison Ford in this one so what the hell. Buckle up partner.
- DirectorChristopher NolanStarsChristian BaleTom HardyAnne HathawayEight years after the Joker's reign of chaos, Batman is coerced out of exile with the assistance of the mysterious Selina Kyle in order to defend Gotham City from the vicious guerrilla terrorist Bane.Who's not looking foward to this? Come on.
- DirectorMarc WebbStarsAndrew GarfieldEmma StoneRhys IfansAfter Peter Parker is bitten by a genetically altered spider, he gains newfound, spider-like powers and ventures out to save the city from the machinations of a mysterious reptilian foe.Oh yeah.
- DirectorStephen ChboskyStarsLogan LermanEmma WatsonEzra MillerCharlie, a 15-year-old introvert, enters high school and is nervous about his new life. When he befriends his seniors, he learns to cope with his friend's suicide and his tumultuous past.The plot resembles that of Dorian Gray, but hopefully not as monotonous.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsSam WorthingtonZoe SaldanaSigourney WeaverJake Sully lives with his newfound family formed on the extrasolar moon Pandora. Once a familiar threat returns to finish what was previously started, Jake must work with Neytiri and the army of the Na'vi race to protect their home.I always thought the first Avatar resembled a little too much pocahantas but I'm not saying that in a negative way. This is my type of film which I always fantasized about since I was young.
- DirectorJames CameronStarsMichelle YeohZoe SaldanaSigourney WeaverSequel of Avatar: The Way of Water (2022). The plot is unknown.Why would I spend 300 million to help some people lead a much better life? I would rather spend it for 3 hours of mindless shooting and sci-fi action with blue alien dudes! (Note the sarcasm here people)
- DirectorJames MangoldStarsHugh JackmanWill Yun LeeTao OkamotoWolverine comes to Japan to meet an old friend whose life he saved years ago, and gets embroiled in a conspiracy involving yakuza and mutants.My cat sure scratches like hell but I wouldn't want to go anywhere near Wolverine's 'claws' man, trust me.
- DirectorAlan TaylorStarsArnold SchwarzeneggerJason ClarkeEmilia ClarkeWhen John Connor, leader of the human resistance, sends Sgt. Kyle Reese back to 1984 to protect Sarah Connor and safeguard the future, an unexpected turn of events creates a fractured timeline.Am I really this lucky, another Terminator movie? Who said dreams never do come true?
- DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsWill SmithTommy Lee JonesJosh BrolinAgent J travels in time to M.I.B.'s early days in 1969 to stop an alien from assassinating his friend Agent K and changing history.Okay, I may not be that lucky. I'm still looking foward to this, to see how it turns out.
- DirectorAdil El ArbiBilall FallahStarsWill SmithMartin LawrenceVanessa HudgensMiami detectives Mike Lowrey and Marcus Burnett must face off against a mother-and-son pair of drug lords who wreak vengeful havoc on their city.My cat, me and my brother. 3 bad boys; we all pee in the garden, oh yeah! Nothing can stop us as united in force we are strong.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsJamie BellAndy SerkisDaniel CraigIntrepid reporter Tintin and Captain Haddock set off on a treasure hunt for a sunken ship commanded by Haddock's ancestor.No need for me to tell you that this is going to rule.
- DirectorPeter JacksonStarsAndy SerkisJamie BellBased on the comic book Prisoners of the Sun, where Tintin and Haddock head to South America to find a cure for their friend professor Calculus.IS GOING TO RULE. Get it.
- StarsRay GaspardThe plot is unknown at this time.I must pre-order a lot of popcorn as well. I think there's going to be a national shortage of popcorn!
- DirectorMike NewellStarsToby IrvineRalph FiennesJason FlemyngA series of events change the orphaned Pip's life forever as he eagerly abandons his humble origins to begin a new life as a gentleman.I have great expectations of this, with all the great cast involved including Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham Carter.
- StarsDouglas BoothJack RothRay WinstoneThe orphan Pip becomes a gentleman when his life is transformed by a mystery benefactor.As you probably might have guessed, I also have a classy taste for classic english literature as well!
- DirectorPeter LordJeff NewittStarsHugh GrantSalma HayekJeremy PivenPirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London.Yeeees. Thank You.
- DirectorScott HicksStarsJoely RichardsonHermione CorfieldDaisy HeadA young girl finds herself in a reform school after therapy since she was blamed for the death of a young boy. At the school she finds herself drawn to a fellow student, unaware that he is an angel, and has loved her for thousands of years.I hope it's not very cheesy to say that I've fallen in love with the plot. It's target audience love and fall for films like this. Hope it lives up to its potential.
- DirectorMartin ScorseseStarsAsa ButterfieldChloë Grace MoretzChristopher LeeIn 1931 Paris, an orphan living in the walls of a train station gets wrapped up in a mystery involving his late father and an automaton.Don't make the mistake of overlooking this one. Just look at the design and effects on that key! Nah ,only kidding, it actually sounds rather promising.
- DirectorBurr SteersStarsLily JamesSam RileyJack HustonFive sisters in 19th century England must cope with the pressures to marry while protecting themselves from a growing population of zombies.I told you I have a taste for classic english literature, you blasphemous pagans!!
- DirectorGary RossStarsJennifer LawrenceJosh HutchersonLiam HemsworthKatniss Everdeen voluntarily takes her younger sister's place in the Hunger Games: a televised competition in which two teenagers from each of the twelve Districts of Panem are chosen at random to fight to the death.My cat plays this game all the time, a real pro.
- DirectorFrancis LawrenceStarsJennifer LawrenceJosh HutchersonLiam HemsworthKatniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark become targets of the Capitol after their victory in the 74th Hunger Games sparks a rebellion in the Districts of Panem.He's
- DirectorFrancis LawrenceStarsJennifer LawrenceJosh HutchersonLiam HemsworthKatniss Everdeen is in District 13 after she shatters the games forever. Under the leadership of President Coin and the advice of her trusted friends, Katniss spreads her wings as she fights to save Peeta and a nation moved by her courage.Always
- DirectorFrancis LawrenceStarsJennifer LawrenceJosh HutchersonLiam HemsworthKatniss and a team of rebels from District 13 prepare for the final battle that will decide the fate of Panem.Hungry. He's costing me a fortune on tinned food, not kidding. Calm down man, I need money for Pokemon cards.
- DirectorHiromasa YonebayashiStarsBridgit MendlerAmy PoehlerWill ArnettThe Clock family are four-inch-tall people who live anonymously in another family's residence, borrowing simple items to make their home. Life changes for the Clocks when their teenage daughter Arrietty is discovered.Films like this always make feel as if I'm back in my childhood days where it's ok to cry.
- DirectorChristopher LandonStarsTye SheridanLogan MillerJoey MorganThree scouts, on the eve of their last camp-out, discover the true meaning of friendship when they attempt to save their town from a zombie outbreak.My cat bet 50 pounds on the former. Who's the simpleton now eh?
- DirectorZack SnyderStarsDave BautistaElla PurnellAna de la RegueraFollowing a zombie outbreak in Las Vegas, a group of mercenaries take the ultimate gamble, venturing into the quarantine zone to pull off the greatest heist ever attempted.Films really benefit an economy financially. A whole village's marching band was cast in this one!
- Infidels, making a zombie script original! Who do you think you are?
- DirectorKate MaberlyMary lives in a world where you must always mind the fence that protects the village from the Forest of Hands and Teeth.Sequel: The Swamp of Feet and Funghi. Rather interesting
- DirectorPaul Thomas AndersonStarsJoaquin PhoenixPhilip Seymour HoffmanAmy AdamsA Naval veteran arrives home from war unsettled and uncertain of his future - until he is tantalized by the Cause and its charismatic leader.I'm seriously running out of things to say. The plot of this one has a lot of sagacity to it however and may prove to be something special
- DirectorBill GuttentagStarsRob LoweJamie ChungJulie BowenA political strategist juggling three clients questions whether or not to take the high road as the ugly side of his work begins to haunt him.Another intriguing plot.
- DirectorMarc ForsterStarsBrad PittMireille EnosDaniella KerteszFormer United Nations employee Gerry Lane traverses the world in a race against time to stop a zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatens to destroy humanity itself.Why are you always waiting for me to say something original. You should read this script!! (the credit of this joke goes to the cat, I don't read).
- DirectorTim BurtonStarsJohnny DeppMichelle PfeifferEva GreenAn imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection.Although Tim Burton isn't the best choice of director ,admittedly, this is a film I'm greatly excited about.
- An innovative idea with one of my favourite actors. I love you man.
- DirectorMatthew Butler-HartStarsIan McKellenSimon CallowCarol RoyleSir Simon Loveit, a widower, wishes to marry Miss Biddy. His son, Captain Bob, however has already won her heart under the alias of Rhodophil, before he went to war in Flanders. On his return, Captain Bob discovers, courtesy of his manservant Puff, that Miss has two other suitors, Captain Flash and Mr. Fribble. Puff also discovers that his wife, Tag, who he deserted six months ago, has been having an affair with Sir Simon's manservant, Jasper. After coercing Flash and Fribble into a duelling stand-off, Miss Biddy and Tag watch the ensuing chaos with glee as Captain Bob chases off his rivals. Sir Simon relinquishes his attachment to Miss Biddy, leaving true love to win the day.Might be crazy enough to work. Promising.
- DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsJamie FoxxChristoph WaltzLeonardo DiCaprioWith the help of a German bounty-hunter, a freed slave sets out to rescue his wife from a brutal plantation owner in Mississippi.One of a kind cast with an out of this world potential. No doubt that it is going to stand out from the rest especially with Quentin Tarantino as director. It also includes one of my fave actors, Christoph Waltz.
- DirectorMabrouk El MechriStarsHenry CavillBruce WillisSigourney WeaverAfter his family is kidnapped during their sailing trip in Spain, a young Wall Street trader is confronted by the people responsible: intelligence agents looking to recover a mysterious briefcase.Before you start to think I'm adding every film I happen to come across this happens to have a good plot and less importantly, a good cast.
- DirectorAmy HeckerlingStarsAlicia SilverstoneKrysten RitterLarry WilmoreBloodsucking party girls (Alicia Silverstone, Krysten Ritter) find their destinies at stake when one falls for the son of a vampire hunter and the other encounters a long-ago love.Another film with vampires in it mixed with comedy?. Could it get any better than this?
- DirectorRoberto FaenzaStarsToby RegboMarcia Gay HardenPeter GallagherA vulnerable teenager with a deep perception of the world and no idea how to live in it.This is what my cat says when he bites me to console me when I cry. Jokes aside, I can relate to this a lot!
- DirectorPaul W.S. AndersonStarsLogan LermanMatthew MacfadyenRay StevensonThe hot-headed young D'Artagnan along with three former legendary but now down-on-their-luck Musketeers must unite and defeat a beautiful double agent and her villainous employer from seizing the French throne and engulfing Europe in war.A little something to increase my contingent knowledge of english literature! Much better than reading the actual book.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsJeremy IrvineEmily WatsonDavid ThewlisA young farm boy enlists to serve in World War I after his beloved horse is sold to the cavalry. His hopeful journey takes him out of England and onto the front lines as the war rages on.I also wish that they make the Narnia book 'The horse and his boy' a film too.
- DirectorRoman PolanskiStarsJodie FosterKate WinsletChristoph WaltzTwo pairs of parents hold a cordial meeting after their sons are involved in a fight, though as their time together progresses, increasingly childish behavior throws the discussion into chaos.A comedy film with Roman Polanski as director and some very talented actors? Count me and my cat in!!
- DirectorElizabeth BanksSteven BrillSteve CarrStarsEmma StoneStephen MerchantRichard GereA series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.Look at the cast. Look at the genre. Nuff said.
- DirectorDavid KoeppStarsJoseph Gordon-LevittMichael ShannonDania RamirezIn Manhattan, a bike messenger picks up an envelope that attracts the interest of a dirty cop, who pursues the cyclist throughout the city.JGL alone more than merits a watch.
- DirectorSteven SpielbergStarsDaniel Day-LewisSally FieldDavid StrathairnAs the Civil War rages on, U.S President Abraham Lincoln struggles with continuing carnage on the battlefield as he fights with many inside his own cabinet on his decision to emancipate the slaves.With Spielberg at the helm as director and due to my interest in american presidents I think this is going to be one to watch out for.
- DirectorMichael BayA sci-fi story set in the aftermath of a robot uprising.Dreamworks sure thought this is worthy, it bought the film rights of the novel before its publication was actually finished.
- DirectorBilly Bob ThorntonStarsTippi HedrenKevin BaconRay StevensonAlabama; 1969: The death of a clan's estranged wife and mother brings together two very different families. Do the scars of the past hide differences that will tear them apart, or expose truths that could lead to unexpected collisions?Will give it a chance.
- To save his mother from certain death, young Jack Sawyer enters a parallel world known as the Territories in search of a powerful talisman.Is going to be as big as the Game of Thrones, trust me. The producer sure knows what he's doing.
- DirectorMatthijs van Heijningen Jr.StarsMary Elizabeth WinsteadJoel EdgertonUlrich ThomsenAt an Antarctica research site, the discovery of an alien craft leads to a confrontation between graduate student Kate Lloyd and scientist Dr. Sander Halvorson.Do I really have to say anything? Well, I hope they don't mess it up.
- DirectorKimberly PeirceStarsChloë Grace MoretzJulianne MooreGabriella WildeA shy girl, outcast by her peers and sheltered by her religious mother, unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town after being pushed too far at her senior prom.It was a really good idea to remake the 1976 version. I think it will appeal to most people.
- DirectorRupert WyattStarsJames FrancoAndy SerkisFreida PintoA substance designed to help the brain repair itself gives advanced intelligence to a chimpanzee who leads an ape uprising.uh ah ahhhhhhhhhh! Give me a banana or I will shoot you!
- DirectorAndy MuschiettiStarsBill SkarsgårdJaeden MartellFinn WolfhardIn the summer of 1989, a group of bullied kids band together to destroy a shape-shifting monster, which disguises itself as a clown and preys on the children of Derry, their small Maine town.Much hype surrounding this one, thanks to Stephen King - one of my favourite novelists of all time.
- DirectorNikolaj ArcelStarsIdris ElbaMatthew McConaugheyTom TaylorA boy haunted by visions of a dark tower from a parallel reality teams up with the tower's disillusioned guardian to stop an evil warlock known as the Man in Black who plans to use the boy to destroy the tower and open the gates of Hell.Stephen King produced this one himself.
- DirectorTimur BekmambetovStarsBenjamin WalkerRufus SewellDominic CooperAbraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.Is going to be another great documentary!
- DirectorChris GorakStarsEmile HirschOlivia ThirlbyMax MinghellaIn Moscow, five young people lead the charge against an alien race who have attacked Earth via our power supply.Sci-fi action and horror in Russia with a budget of 44 million? HOOPLA!
- DirectorGonzalo López-GallegoStarsWarren ChristieLloyd OwenRyan RobbinsDecades-old found footage from NASA's abandoned Apollo 18 mission, where three American astronauts were sent on a secret expedition, reveals the reason the U.S. has never returned to the moon.I didn't honestly like Moon very much but these kind of films always hook me.
- DirectorSimon CurtisStarsMichelle WilliamsEddie RedmayneKenneth BranaghColin Clark, an employee of Sir Laurence Olivier, documents the tense interactions between Olivier and Marilyn Monroe during the production of The Prince and the Showgirl (1957).My week didn't go to well. She left me for that jerk, the president. Sent my cat to settle things right.
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsRhys IfansVanessa RedgraveDavid ThewlisThe theory that it was in fact Edward De Vere, Earl of Oxford, who penned Shakespeare's plays. Set against the backdrop of the succession of Queen Elizabeth I and the Essex rebellion against her.Yeah Shakespeare was a fraud! I mean he copied outrightly from Gnomeo and Juliet while writing Romeo and Juliet.
- DirectorCarlo CarleiStarsHailee SteinfeldDouglas BoothDamian LewisRomeo and Juliet secretly wed despite the sworn contempt their families hold for each other. It is not long, however, before a chain of fateful events changes the lives of both families forever.Although all of this is copied from a much greater masterpiece I'll watch it.
- DirectorOlivier MegatonStarsZoe SaldanaMichael VartanCallum BlueA young girl in Bogotá witnesses her parents' murder and grows up to be a stone-cold assassin.I like these sort of films, my cat likes chick-flicks most of all.
- DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsMichael FassbenderKeira KnightleyViggo MortensenA look at how the intense relationship between Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud gives birth to psychoanalysis.A Dangerous Method is combining David Cronenberg with Viggo Mortensen. There hasn't been such a deadly combination since me and my cat joined forces.
- DirectorClint EastwoodStarsLeonardo DiCaprioArmie HammerNaomi WattsJ. Edgar Hoover, powerful head of the F.B.I. for nearly fifty years, looks back on his professional and personal life.I know you agree with me on this one.
- DirectorEran CreevyStarsJames McAvoyMark StrongAndrea RiseboroughWhen a notorious criminal is forced to return to London, it gives a detective one last chance to take down the man he's always been after.I hope you agree with me on this one.
- DirectorJon S. BairdStarsJames McAvoyJamie BellEddie MarsanA corrupt, junkie cop with bipolar disorder attempts to manipulate his way through a promotion in order to win back his wife and daughter while also fighting his own inner demons.Do you agree with me on this one? However crime and drama are mixed with highly alcoholic comedy. A potent cocktail.
- DirectorCameron CroweStarsMatt DamonScarlett JohanssonThomas Haden ChurchSet in Southern California, a father moves his young family to the countryside to renovate and re-open a struggling zoo.I love seeing films like this one for fun.
- DirectorAndrew NiccolStarsJustin TimberlakeAmanda SeyfriedCillian MurphyIn a future where people stop aging at 25, but are engineered to live only one more year, having the means to buy your way out of the situation is a shot at immortal youth. Will Salas is accused of murder and on the run with a hostage.Interesting enough premise.
- DirectorAndrew NiccolStarsSaoirse RonanMax IronsJake AbelWhen an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie Stryder risks everything to protect the people she cares about.Also very interesting.
- DirectorJustin ZackhamStarsRobert De NiroDiane KeatonKatherine HeiglA long-divorced couple fakes being married as their family unites for a wedding.Why Robert De Niro, why do you have to make me watch this?
- DirectorBrian KlugmanLee SternthalStarsBradley CooperDennis QuaidOlivia WildeA writer at the peak of his literary success discovers the steep price he must pay for stealing another man's work.You see what happens Shakespeare? The only copycat here isn't my sexy cat but you!
- DirectorSergei BodrovStarsBen BarnesJulianne MooreJeff BridgesWhen Mother Malkin, the queen of evil witches, escapes the pit she was imprisoned in by professional monster hunter Spook decades ago and kills his apprentice, he recruits young Tom, the seventh son of the seventh son, to help him.Wow
- DirectorRobert SchwentkeStarsRyan ReynoldsJeff BridgesMary-Louise ParkerA cop killed by his own partner joins RIPD, an afterlife law enforcement department working to apprehend various monsters disguised as humans living on earth, and gets paired up with a smart-mouthed veteran.The potential of this one is sky high.
- DirectorRoger DonaldsonStarsNicolas CageJanuary JonesGuy PearceAfter his wife is assaulted, a husband enlists the services of a vigilante group to help him settle the score. Then he discovers they want a 'favor' from him in return.Can anyone pls give me the number of that vigilante group. I think my cat is cheating on me.
- DirectorBrad BirdStarsTom CruiseJeremy RennerSimon PeggThe IMF is shut down when it's implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their organization's name.Have you noticed that many big films are just sequels?
- DirectorSimon WestStarsSylvester StalloneLiam HemsworthRandy CoutureMr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.A recent joke my cat has come up with is that Arnold Schwarzenegger is rather expendable. Get it?!
- DirectorJosh TrankStarsMiles TellerKate MaraMichael B. JordanFour young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.Going to be fantastic. Sorry, even my cat thought that was lame.
- DirectorCharles BurmeisterStarsScott EastwoodNick ChinlundAndy GarciaA troubled man runs away to Mexico and is recruited to join a paramilitary group of teens fighting the drug cartels. He proves himself to the group, but questions their motive.Going to be epic. Sorry, sorry, please don't hit me!
- DirectorJonathan EntwistleStarsJackie ChanMing-Na WenJoshua JacksonPlot under wraps.For my mother. She likes Karate Kid.
- The plot is unknown.I thought of a good joke for this one but I rather not as it might be considered too rude!
- DirectorJames MangoldStarsHarrison FordPhoebe Waller-BridgeAntonio BanderasArchaeologist Indiana Jones races against time to retrieve a legendary artifact that can change the course of history.Another Indiana Jones? Pinch me I must be dreaming!! Ouch, that hurt you naughty cat!
- DirectorRidley ScottStarsNoomi RapaceLogan Marshall-GreenMichael FassbenderFollowing clues to the origin of mankind, a team finds a structure on a distant moon, but they soon realize they are not alone.Greek mythology is great for films. Ridley Scott as director people!