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Safe (2018)
Ham in so many ways
I watched the whole of this as I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. The story is terrible with such a ridiculous arc and exposition. Direction very ham, like an early 90s ITV drama. Netflix has let it's guard down being involved in this. Don't bother unless, like me, you get hooked on the cringe factor to see how bad it can get. That's where it doesn't let down!
Festival (2005)
Awful
One of the dullest, most poorly written film I have ever seen, give it a miss.
I've never looked forward to the credits of a film with more excitement.
That's all there is to say about this, but I will keep writing because I have to submit 10 lines of text for my review to be accepted.
I wouldn't have bothered because the film doesn't merit it, but I want to try and stop anyone else wasting their evening watching it like I did, so I'll keep on until I make the 10 lines needed. Actually this review is already much more interesting than the film.