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Evil Sister (1996)
OBSCURE B-GRADE SLASHER WORTH BUYING!!!!!
This slasher flick is pure b-grade but enjoyable to people who don't like the same old routine. We have a female possessed psychopath getting released from a mental hospital after 15 years that was obviously allowed to leave at some point to have a breast enlargement procedure done? OK I'll start with the faults. The sound bothered me as there is so much hiss from the camera's microphone it really is hard to hear some lines, also a kitchen pantry with fold out doors is used a a walkway/ doorway entrance/ entrance into the house? But this movie had tons of goodies like a great storyline, some much needed nudity, some decent killings, witchcraft, and a sequel although Part 2 did not start off where the 1st leaves off? Anyway good movie with some good twists and check out Part 2 as well!!Brad Sykes does part 2 who also did Camp Blood and camp Blood 2. Slasher reviewer gives these movies thumbs up and says BUY THEM!!!!!
Evil Sister 2 (2001)
GORY AND NUDITY FILLED GOOD TIME
You have to be fan of slasher or b-grade horror to enjoy this movie. Plain and simple. Great violent gore scenes as well as full nudity makes this a very enjoyable flick. I watched this back to back with Evil Sister 1 and although they have nothing to do with each other they are both worthwhile horror flicks if you like Slasher movies!!A great storyline and although this is not a award winning movie it gives you more violence and storyline than any theatrical movie with big stars. Part 2 is better than Part 1 for all the right reasons. Slasher reviewer gives the Evil Sister series a thumbs up and says check them out if you are a gore fan!!!!!
Guilty as Charged (1991)
BIG STARS OK MOVIE
This movie had nothing really all that exciting going for it although it is watchable. Has Rod Steiger and Heather Graham as the main stars. Has some well acted scenes but is basically nothing that you go, oh wow that was awesome. Mr. Steiger kidnaps prisoners on death row from local prisons where he has his own electric chair down in his basement. He takes matters into his own hands and puts prisoners to death. Has some dark comedy aspects as well but just nothing really tickled my fancy in this one. Slasher reviewer has mixed feeling on this one so you can make the decision on this flick but it's not going to be kept in my 2500 movies I have here at my house. Not in my collection but like I said that does not mean it's a bad movie. Just not for me.
Spellcaster (1988)
STUPID, STUPID CHARLES BAND CHEAP HORROR
I am a fan of, now bankrupt, Full Moon Pictures but this Empire Pictures film by Charles Band just plain sucked. You either like the B-horror or you hate it and this one had HATE written all over it. First why did Adam Ant only arrive in the last 10 minutes of the movie? Hard to say, the only conclusion I could come to is that they couldn't afford to pay him so just hired him for the final scene? This movie was just plain junk, the only thing it had going for it is that it was shot in a castle over in another country. So had some cool scenes but everything else just fell flat on it's face. I do like some of Charles Band's movies but this is NOT one of them. Slasher Reviewer gives this one a thumbs down, and why was is rated R? No nudity, no gore? Should of been rated PG!
Prettykill (1987)
LAME R RATED TV MOVIE WITH SOME VERY POOR ACTING!!!!!
Well here is one lame attempt at the 80's Slasher movie genre. Poor everything in this one. The main enjoyment I had was watching a stripper get naked for about 10 seconds? Just a stupid TV movie although it's R rated for some profanity and other stupid things. Don't even waste your time on this one unless you like your slasher movies with no blood, gore, storyline, etc. I have 2500 movies in my collection and this is going to be sold for sure, not worth the $3 I paid for it that's for sure. Slasher reviewer gives this one a thumbs down and if you happen to see a copy of this, grab it off the shelf and use it as toilet paper in the bathroom in the video store!!
Violenza in un carcere femminile (1982)
BRUTAL 80'S WOMEN IN PRISON FLICK THAT SHOWS IT ALL!!!!
Spoilers ahead....Yes this movie is awesome. One of the better women's prison flicks for sure. A female reporter fakes a criminal record and dives head first into the brutal prison system. She gets raped, bitten bad by rats, beaten, whipped, and just plain tortured!!!Good movie for sure with lots and lots of female on female sex. This movie was also filmed in Rome which makes it unique. If you like female prison exploitation flicks this is a must see. Slasher reviewer, although this is not a slasher movie, gives this masterpiece a big thumbs up!!!!Check it out you won't be disappointed!!
Things (1993)
NOT GREAT BUT NOT ALL THAT BAD
Pretty decent b-movie flick in the vein of Tales From The Crypt and Trilogy Of Terror although lots of gore makes this above and beyond in the blood department. Some bad acting but that is to be expected when you watch a feature like this. Dennis Devine is behind this who has also done Dead Girls which was a decent Rock N Roll Slasher from 1989. This movie is worth checking out as long as you are not expecting too much. Does have tons of gore and blood which was a good thing. Slasher reviewer gives this a thumbs up and says overlook it's faults and just sit back and enjoy the show!!!!!!!!!
Island of Blood (1982)
VERY COOL 80'S SLASHER
SPOILERS AHEAD....I've had this movie for quite some time under the title WhoDunIt and found it under Scarred Alive recently and is also known as Island Of Blood? So be warned you may think your getting 3 really cool movies but your really getting 1. This movie is awesome and a must have for a slasher fan. Anyone that disagrees should go stuff there head in the toilet and flush it about 666 times! Great gore, great 80's music what more can you ask for? I love the tape recorder that the killer leaves at all his murders with the songs playing, "kill me" "burn me" etc...Just a great movie if you like the Friday The 13th series and other mainstream slash and hack films. This flick is in my favorite 20 slasher movies for all the right reasons..Unique kill scenes, naked chicks, and dead bodies everywhere!!!Slasher reviewer gives this one all his thumbs up!!!Killer!!!
Bitter Moon (1992)
VERY TWISTED LOVE STORY!!!!
I enjoyed this movie although usually I am only a horror and slasher movie fan. I like Polanski films for the most part and his wife Emmanuelle Seigner is hot, hot, hot!!Lots of nudity in this flick and lots of dark comedy as well. Very clever twists and the movie takes place on a cruise ship. The movie is very long clocking in at 139 minutes but all the storyline makes it go by quicker than you would think. I don't want to give away "SPOILERS" in this one so I'll let you watch it for yourself. Peter Coyote gives a great performance and like I mentioned Ms. Seigner has it going on in all the right areas!!Wow what a body. Slasher reviewer gives this one 3 thumbs out of the full 5, so check it out if you like movies like Very Bad Things and The Last Supper!!!
Lisa (1990)
GREAT PHONE STALKING SLASHER!!!!!
I watched this movie back on Cinemax and Showtime on cable when I was a kid and just got my hands on a VHS release of it not to long ago. Just as good as I remember it. Lots of obscene phone stalking by a 14 year old. Anyway the movie involves 2 cute supposedly 14 year old hotties and they toy with a serial killer and don't know how far they have pushed this psycho!!A really cool movie with a gory ending. Slasher reviewer gives this one a thumbs up and yells check it out for sure!!!!!Great acting, great storyline, cute chicks, unique kill scenes, what more could you ask for?
Paura nella città dei morti viventi (1980)
BRAIN RIPPING GOOD TIME
Another blood soaked good time by Lucio Fulci. A hour and a half of creepy satanic horror. I watched the original Paragon release of The Gates Of Hell but they mentioned the City Of Living Dead about 30 times so I figured that may be a alternate title. Movie revolves around a priest who hangs himself in the beginning therefore releasing the Gates Of Hell. This is my kind of movie so if you are into blood, guts, and splatter you might want to go watch a Tom Hanks flick or something. Slasher reviewer gives this blood soaked masterpiece a thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Hang Up (1974)
PRETTY GOOD PERVERSE STALKER MOVIE
I enjoyed this movie and you have to give it credit as well as it was made in the mid 70's. Black Christmas is a way better movie but that was from a movie genius Bob Clark. SPOILERS AHEAD...This movie revolves around a stalker who has hid himself in a house and makes obscene phone calls from inside the house. One obscene call I liked was "I wish those breasts were pushed up against me". No it's doesn't have the harsh language that Black Christmas did like "Little pink pus%@". If it wasn't for this movie Scream and the Ghostface killer in the late 90's would of never been thought of. Slasher reviewer gives this one a thumbs up and says if you a true slasher fan you will check this original flick out. Some minor gore as well to satisfy gorehounds but tame. Worthwhile 70's slash and hack!!!
Panic on the 5:22 (1974)
BORING TV MOVIE WITH TERRIBLE ACTING FOR THE MOST PART
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!This movie just plain sucked and only clocked in at 1 hour and 13 minutes? We left out our basic themes and never got to see what happened after the train got back to the station? Organized mayhem is what was going on in this movie and just had nothing interesting going on except one sucker being shot in the stomach. Weak acting, weak plot, no nothing in this one. Slasher Reviewer gives this one a thumbs down and says throw it in the garbage and keep someone else from wasting there time. I didn't realize this was a TV movie from 1974 until after I watched it. Shame on me for buying this one. I'll stick with slice and dice the next time!!!
Gatti rossi in un labirinto di vetro (1975)
AWESOME RED RAIN JACKET KILLER FLICK FROM 1975
This is one awesome slasher flick that pre dates most slasher films. One of Umberto Lenzi's movies and it is a "giallo" and very enjoyable. Gore galore with mean looking brutal knife attacks!!!Gouging out eyeball's is his profession. Anyone that says this movie isn't good is not a slasher or a horror fan because this is everything us horror junkies want to see. I have this on VHS and don't think it's on DVD yet but someone like Anchor Bay or Blue Underground need to jump on this before someone else does. Just remember kiddies that this was way before Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees and this is where it all started. Slasher Reviewer says this is a must see and on his Top 20 Slasher List for sure. 5 Stars!!!!!
Midnight Intruders (1973)
TERRIBLE SOFT CORE PORN DISGUISED AS A SLASHER MOVIE
@@@@@@@@@WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!No pun intended when I mention the word "head". Well where should I start? First of all this movie is from the early 70's and not from 1987. We just have lots of sex and lots of full frontal female nudity. I did like the one scene where we zoom in for 60 seconds or so on the beaver area of the slut we can call "whore". Anyway Jon Savage and Sam Boone perform most of the male intercourse and for the most part this movie just plain sucks? We do have one cool scene as the other reviewer mentioned where Catwoman runs through a tunnel and gets ran over by a car at the end. Just not enough of anything except sex to satisfy anyone. This movie is a stinker, avoid by all means!!!
Crazed (1978)
I'VE SEEN ALOT WORSE, WORTH THE WATCH!!!!
I can't imagine what movie the other reviewers watched as only one person get's killed? Must have been another movie? Yes it takes about 45 minutes for the first victim to be slaughtered but we have some humor and some sleaze to grasp first. This movie had a great Hitchcock feel to it, and a must see for true horror fans. No it's not the best movie ever but it's quality early 80's slasher trash. Some drowning's in bathtubs, brutal knife murders, strangeling, etc. I have the cover as well as a female is lying nude and bloody!!!I have the Regal Video version of Bloodshed and it was 87 minutes. Slasher reviewer gives this twisted fiasco 3 thumbs up out of the full 5. That means check it out!!The incest overtones were a bit much but the religious brainwashing flashbacks made me laugh like a priest on his wedding day. Enjoy trash cinema and don't be so critical you other reviewers!!
Psycho Santa (2003)
B-GRADE SLASH AND HACK!!!!
This movie is worth a watch or two or three. How can you not like a Santa Claus that kills people? Eric Spudic does a great job for a up and coming actor, director, and producer. This movie is a must for anyone who enjoys b-grade horror movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Christmas Evil, Slumber Party Massacre, etc. We have plenty of gore and great looking female bodies in this slash-fest! I mean Eric Spudic knows how to get this done right as we have a awesome shower scene in the first 5 minutes of the movie. And the girls in this movie are excellent looking. Eric Spudic plays Josh who gets chased in the woods when his car breaks down at one point. I don't want to spoil the movie but if you are into slasher films check this out!!Slasher Reviewer gives this 5 thumbs up!!!Great independent horror!!
Survival Island (2002)
NOT THAT GREAT BUT NOT ALL THAT BAD
Yes folks this movie has it's high points and it's low points but fans of true hack and slash will find this watchable. I see people saying that this flick is no good, but what Jaime Pressly flick isn't worth watching? Yes this film has too much computer animation but it makes up a little in the gore department. And oh yeah some beautiful chicks to look at as well. Check this out if you like B-Grade horror movies.The 3-D box cover art is a plus as well! Don't expect Oscar winning material,just shut your mouth, sit back and enjoy the show. Slasher reviewer gives this one a thumbs up!!I've seen a lot worse. Example Killer Tongue with Robert Englund, now that's a bore-fest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wicked (1998)
DARK COMEDY/SLASHER WORTH WATCHING
This movie was a bit different. With William Moses as the father in the movie it was caught my eye. He has been in many stalking type movies but I would say he was stalked in this one. We have a killer who you could spot from a mile away but a good twist at the end changes that. We have incest, blackmail, underage drinking all kinds of touchy subjects. I wouldn't say this movie was great but it is worth watching. I don't know how old Julia Stiles is in real life but I would guess she was older than 14 when this was filmed. Some good splatter but just wish they would of threw a couple more victims in for good measure. Check this out if you like movies like The Stepfather and American Beauty. Although this movie is much different than those two they are similar in genre. Slasher Reviewer gives this wicked flick three thumbs up out of the full 5!!Check it out if you are a fan of Sam Boone or The Furlong Mansion killings!!Sorry Charlie, that's a Sam Boone quote from the movie!
The Thirsty Dead (1974)
PG BORE-FEST!!!!!!!!
No I didn't fall asleep while watching this but hey I could of? We had a few creepy scenes in this movie, but all in all nothing was going on. I bought this flick because it had a half naked girl on it getting stabbed by some kind of satanic devil worshipper. Well the movie inside that case had nothing like that on it? We had a tribe of weirdos running around chasing some not so bad looking 40 something year olds that were suppose to be young teenage girls? Just to many flaws and not enough action. And oh yeah no gore or anything else interesting to speak of. Slasher reviewer gives this one a thumbs down and instead of tossing it in the garbage I listed it on e-bay for some other poor soul. Who knows maybe the guy that bought it will like G Rated Horror?
Starstruck (1995)
SNUFF FILM
I suppose this movie is hard to find as no one else has written a review on it. It's a snuff film with some other genre's thrown in as well. A very well written film with the always charming Karen Black although she is our second victim and isn't in the movie very long. Also stars the beautiful Julie Strain as a blonde who shows us her goodies over and over again. A little bit horror, a little bit drama, a little bit of a crime sage but the truth of this movie lies in murder on film. Check this one out if you like movies like 8MM and Dead Girl On Film. This one would get Joe Bob Brigg's approval for sure!! Better than I thought it was going to be. Slasher Reviewer gives it three and a half thumbs up out of the full 5.