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britsftw
(one of those *fail* IMDB users that should seriously have been on an idiot's forum instead but remains here still)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a new crush, and it is glorious. DAX SHEPARD
He is my best crush EVER. Not the self-absorbed Tom Cruise (12-14 years old), not the overly intellectual Edward Norton (14-20 years old), not even the ridiculously obscure James Lance - No, my friends, it is Dax Shepard, the hottest piece of white ass to ever parade itself around on screen.
So far I�ve only seen Idiocracy (nice) and Let�s Go To Prison (awesome), and I�m looking forward to catching more of his flicks. Who knows what tomorrow will bring.
Christian Bale:
Empire of the Sun - 8.5
Pocahontas - 8
American Psycho (I really adore his performance in this movie) - 8
Shaft - 6.5
Equilibrium - 6
Howl's Moving Castle - 6
Harsh Times - 6.5
Batman Begins - 8.5
The New World - 7
3:10 to Yuma - 6.5
~avg. 7.2
Edward Norton:
Primal Fear - 6.5
The People vs. Larry Flynt - 6
Everyone Says I Love You - 6.5
Rounders - 7
American History X - 8
Fight Club - 10
Keeping the Faith - 6.5
Death to Smoochy - 6.5
Red Dragon - 6.5
25th Hour - 7
The Italian Job - 7
Down in the Valley - 7.5
The Painted Veil - 7
~avg. 7.1
Natalie Portman:
Leon - 9
Beautiful Girls - 7.5
Everyone Says I Love You - 6.5
Mars Attacks! - (It's a classic!) 8
All the Star Wars - 5
Where the Heart Is - 7
Garden State - 7
Closer - 8
Free Zone - 5
V for Vendetta - 6.5
Goya's Ghosts - 6.5
~avg. 7.1
Reviews
Meet Joe Black (1998)
my dad liked it
and he always says he watched so many movies in his life, that all he cares about movies right now is pure action. i think that says a lot about the movie.
and i, of course, liked the movie too! it was definitely well made, and had a special place in my heart for the few moments after it ended.
very romantic, and yet suspenseful and dark. umm... a mark? 5 out of 5, because it's worth your time.
Rebelde Way (2002)
No Israeli teenagers ever entered this web site?
Well, to all you future fans of it in the USA (I heard Warner Bros. bought the rights), here's a bit of what this Argentinian soap-opra is like: A couple of (hot) teenagers go to an elite boarding-school ("Ellite Way"), where they study arts and stuff. The four main characters are:
- Mia (by Luisana Lopilato) - A rich snob, but deep down she likes helping people.
- Manuel (by Phelipe Colombo) - A poor Mexican there only to avenge his father's death.
- Marizza (by Camila Bordonova) - The rich luca daughter of a famous sexy super-model (Catherine Flop - super-model in real life too)
- Pablo (by Benjamin Rojas) - The son of the mayor, who as a father - sucks big time. He actually makes me mad.
And they all get together, with the help of friends, to form a music group called "Erre Way" (they also released already two real CDs: "Rebelde Way" and "Tiempo").
And for my opinions:
- Their acting isn't Edward Norton's, but fairly good.
- Phelipe and the preety girl who plays Luxan (a supporting character) are the best actors in the show in my opinion (and of course, all of the elders too). Benjamin isn't that bad either.
- Benjamin is considered very sexy in the eyes of many girls. I agree, but you got to hate his nose!
- Luisana is unquestionablly the hottest HUMAN-BEING in the world! The words of a girl!
- final note: I do NOT like this show at all, but many INTELLIGENT Israeli teenagers seem to DO like it. And they also spend a lot of money on concert-tickets and merchandise too. Go figure.
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
Awesome@_@! A must!
The moment I saw it I fell in love.
It is the story of a genius boy (Malcolm) who grows up in a working-class family. All his brothers are dumb, with the exception of his "cool" eldest brother, Francis. They keep getting into trouble, which displeases their angry shouting mother, Lois. Reese is the brother bigger than Malcolm - a dumb bully, and Dewey is the youngest - naive and rather Autistic. Their father, Hal, is quite neurotic. Malcolm has to hang out with the Krelboynes from his gifted class.
This show gives three original ideas: 1) It is based on a genius; 2) The parents are completely in love and can't get enough of each other; 3) It follows Francis's adventures, who is away from the family since day one; All of which create wonderful hilarious situations.
Also, it is *not* filmed in a studio, so there isn't any stupid soundtrack of laughing.
Well, so in conclusion, i just think it's an original and funny day-brightener. :-] ~~~WATCH IT~~~ ^_^
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
Awesome@_@! A must!
The moment I saw it I fell in love.
It is the story of a genius boy (Malcolm) who grows up in a working-class family. All his brothers are dumb, with the exception of his "cool" eldest brother, Francis. They keep getting into trouble, which displeases their angry shouting mother, Lois. Reese is the brother bigger than Malcolm - a dumb bully, and Dewey is the youngest - naive and rather Autistic. Their father, Hal, is quite neurotic. Malcolm has to hang out with the Krelboynes from his gifted class.
This show gives three original ideas: 1) It is based on a genius; 2) The parents are completely in love and can't get enough of each other; 3) It follows Francis's adventures, who is away from the family since day one; All of which create wonderful hilarious situations.
Also, it is *not* filmed in a studio, so there isn't any stupid soundtrack of laughing.
Well, so in conclusion, i just think it's an original and funny day-brightener. :-] ~~~WATCH IT~~~ ^_^