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Chandni Chowk to China (2009)
Useless Action Movie ....! To say the least
A Bollywood confection making a rare appearance on American shores, "Chandni Chowk to China" is an excellent reason why many of these productions fail to breakout beyond India. A deafening, slapstick-drenched, exaggerated bit of hokum, "Chandni" is an endurance test for the Bollywood uninitiated: a curry-flavored Three Stooges comedy via The Shaw Brothers play book, with a healthy serving of Stephen Chow thrown in for taste. It's an attractive bundle, but ultimately a punishing mess of a movie.
Sidhu (Akshay Kumar) is a lowly vegetable chopper looking to change his miserable fortunes on the streets of Chandni Chowk, Delhi. Fate comes calling when Sidhu is mistaken for an ancient Eastern warrior, asked to travel to China to help stop a deadly crime boss named Hojo (Gordon Liu) from ruling the land. Frightened, Sidhu accepts the journey, finding the mythical terrain does nothing to boost his pathetic kung-fu abilities. Caught in the middle of Hojo's grip, attempting to decipher the mystery between near-identical sisters named Sakhi and Meow Meow (Deepika Padukone), and roughed up under the tutelage of Chiang (Roger Yuan), Sidhu goes from boob to brawler as he begins to accept his destiny and learn the way of the fist.
Touted as the first Bollywood film to shoot in China, "Chandni" takes full advantage of the phenomenal location, arranging finger-snap-tight fight sequences on the hallowed brick of the Great Wall, and taking an interest in classic martial art cinema revenge mechanics to lend this comedy an unusual edge. At the very least, "Chandni" looks magnificent; director Nikhil Advani soaks up the opportunities handed to him to create a larger-than-life feature bursting with expansive locations, diverse special effects, and a cast littered with genre legends.
It's a crime "Chandni" doesn't jump off the screen with the same electricity the production is aching to convey. Part of the problem lies in the film's 155 minute running time, which feels like an entire year once trapped in the thick of the fantasy. Nothing this slight should be allowed by law to pass 80 minutes, but it wouldn't be lovable Bollywood if it showed concern for pace and hindquarter comfort. Instead, the film spends most of the time drawing out every scene past its expiration date, absurdly stalling to permit "Chandni" an unwelcome epic length. With Kumar tearing around the frame mugging like a lunatic, slipping on banana peels and hoofing it up in the film's few dance numbers, "Chandni" could pass as a goofball excursion with specific appeal. It comes as a shock when the laughs in the film are smothered at the midway point, when "Chandni" suddenly asks the audience for acceptance as a genuine drama.
Did I miss the point where I was supposed to care about these relentlessly cartoonish characters?
As "Chandni" flails around for what feels like an eternity, indulging Bollywood and martial art staples with gale farce sincerity, the production's generous spirit is readily available, just not properly timed. "Chandni" is certainly not a disastrous stab at cross-culture entertainment value, but it's hopelessly bloated to a point of screaming paralysis.
Ghajini (2008)
A Must See Aamir Khan Movie ....!
After a dull period of bollywood movies, Ghajini can be described in just one word, AMAZING ! Right from the word GO, this movie keeps you on the edge of your seat . Everything from the Script, The Direction,The Action and The music to the Performances Win your heart ! The action scenes are well captured and the choreography is a job well done by Ahmed Khan. Though it is 3 hrs long not once you end up feeling bored . Moreover, the telling of the movie is done well wit back and forth time travelling... Of the performances, Aamir towers above the rest wit his 'short term memory loss' , Asin matches head to head wit aamir for a debutant and jiah proves that she is not just a damsel . The villain though could have been Better . But the real question left to be answered is Ghajini worth the hype ? Indeed it is my friends... All in all a great movie wit all the ingredients required to make a movie A BLOCKBUSTER ..... A must see...!
Dostana (2008)
Full Timepass !!!
The movie starts off with an amazing view of the Miami beach with shilpa's item no.The theme of the movie as u may have guessed is homosexuality being used as a comic situation when both John and abhishek need a place to move in !!! Then the fun starts ... with both men falling in love with priyanka ( never looked so gorgeous in any other movie than this ) . but wait there's a surprise package - Bobby Deol who's also got some love for priyanka . The rest is for you to find out... the movie has good sense of comic timing in the 1st half but loses its pace in the 2nd half but not so much that it can be written off . Of the performances priyanka delivers a fine act , boman and kiron kher have the best moments of the film to their credit , Bobby is the charming boss who justifies his role after a long time ... but i must say its abhishek and john's chemistry that really makes this movie worth the watch . Go with a lot of popcorn coz Its complete time pass and definitely worth seeing ....