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Some guy was giving out tickets to a test screening of this abomination to mankind, and I decided "Eh, free film and I always liked Marmaduke". Well, I was wrong. This film is a physically painful experience. This film consists of the BAD jokes from Marley & Me. The difference is, Marley & Me was touching and funny and cute. This is horrible. No more words to fit this. HORRIBLE! The horrible scene that sticks out the most is the dancing dogs sequence that features a ton of dogs dancing around to music in a park. I just saw a preview for this film on TV, and the song "Tik Tok" was playing during it. Tik Tok, during a dog film commercial. The writing is horrible, the acting is horrible, the effects are horrible, the jokes are horrible, the music is horrible, EVERY SINGLE LAST THING IS HORRIBLE!

I did not apply a rating to this review as 1 is too good for this.

EDIT: Under pressure from somebody, I watched the film in theaters to see if anything was different. I was wrong... IT WAS EVEN WORSE!

I happened to find this controversial film online. And I was on a mission to watch all banned films in the USA, so I decided to watch it. And it was sick, sad, disturbing, putrid, and so many other terms. But funny.

It begins with Ernie coming home to Bert however he noticed that Miss Piggy wasn't there. It was because of the rumors that Bert and Ernine were gay... Ernie is, however Bert isn't... And I won't say the ending, but it is rather sad.

The Muppets actually look like the actual ones besides being life-size instead of puppets. And I love how it makes them seem like real people in real life. So if you manage to find this film online, watch it. (Before the cops find out!!!)

Overall: 7/10

MPAA Rating: Unrated

Okay, this movie is HORRIBLE! don't even think about buying it or better yet... LOOKING AT THE DVD! The first thing you'll notice is how the spaceships shake and tombstones wobble. Because guess what! THE SPACESHIPS ARE ON STRING AND THE TOMBSTONES ARE FAKE! The second thing you'll notice is how the pilots in the plane are not doing anything yet the plane is flying! third you'll realize how boring this film is! fourth you'll see a boom mic's shadow! Lovely... THEY CAN'T EVEN HIDE A BOOM MIC WELL ENOUGH?! The fifth thing you'll notice is that just about every prop is horrible. The sixth thing you'll notice is that you have removed the DVD from the DVD player, shot it several times, stomp on it, smash it to pieces with a hammer, and flushed it down the toilet!