I would very much like to give it 0.5/10 but we got so much options for a crappy movie like this. By far, it's the most boring movie I've seen involving the Nazis and that's a very tough record to begin with.
First of all, it's a 13 minute narratory skit that's unnecessarily stretched to a 3 hour long marathon. In fact, I've always prefer series to movies as we indulge more into the story, and definitely a 3 hour format to a 1.3-5 hour long. But in this case, it's a terror to get through and a pain to follow the storyline.
We most the most dog awful looking, pudgy faced broad for an actress who looks like she's slept the past five years and still has to continue another 2. She can't act, unattractive and has no business involving herself into the mix.
Secondly, the storyline sucks with the worst first hour, climbed a step for a good minute and dwindled down and nosedived the second and third hour without any safety net that I fast forwarded the last half hour and still wasted a whole 3 hours in total.
It's put together so bad (and of course the ogre faced actress) that I rooted for the Nazi villains as much as I tried not to. This movie should be banned from world's movie library, never to be seen again until the zombie apocalypse.
First of all, it's a 13 minute narratory skit that's unnecessarily stretched to a 3 hour long marathon. In fact, I've always prefer series to movies as we indulge more into the story, and definitely a 3 hour format to a 1.3-5 hour long. But in this case, it's a terror to get through and a pain to follow the storyline.
We most the most dog awful looking, pudgy faced broad for an actress who looks like she's slept the past five years and still has to continue another 2. She can't act, unattractive and has no business involving herself into the mix.
Secondly, the storyline sucks with the worst first hour, climbed a step for a good minute and dwindled down and nosedived the second and third hour without any safety net that I fast forwarded the last half hour and still wasted a whole 3 hours in total.
It's put together so bad (and of course the ogre faced actress) that I rooted for the Nazi villains as much as I tried not to. This movie should be banned from world's movie library, never to be seen again until the zombie apocalypse.
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