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Paranoia (I) (2013)
1/10
Incredibly stupid.
13 February 2014
Warning: Spoilers
In the history of horses and excrement , a bigger pile of horse related excrement has not been seen in a long long time. OK, that's not entirely true and goes directly to screenplay department. Shallow and stupid, borderline idiotic script. From beginning to an end - it's all implausible crap that doesn't make any sense. The end is so stupid it just hurts. Trying to make us to believe that the government will shut down the equivalent of Microsoft and Apple together.... please. Whoever wrote this should write tampon commercials at best. Garry Oldman, Harrison Ford and Richard Dreyfuss - feel so sorry for them to be a part of this, they are excellent actors and did a great job. So did Amber Heard. Liam Hemsworth is as good for the role of brilliant tech developer as Arnold Schwarzenegger for the role of Stephen Hawking. He should stick to modelling suits, that's the only thing he did well in this movie. Was bad even for watching it on a flight, red eye, in a economy class.
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300 (2006)
3/10
What a load of racist B.S. !!!
17 September 2007
Oh, come on ! It's an awful movie, it is !! The film is about nothing, they had to show every little detail in slow motion , cause actually the story could end in 30 minutes. The fascination with Sparta and it's way of life, is ridiculous, wow they killed sick kids, wow the whole country does nothing but fighting, Spartans were blood thirsty maniacs, and you have to be some far far right wing military type wannabe to like them

Was it only me who noticed that all the bad guys in the movie are black, Asian, Arab looking types, physically challenged and gays, and all the good guys are , what's the correct word? ARIAN? So the good nation is ARIAN nation? And how come they all speak perfect English and the bad guys have accents, there was no English then and I guess Spartans spoke Greek , so accents are actually unnecessary So, anyway I didn't like the movie, maybe if half naked guys who work out all day were my thing, but I like women But I am sure Hitler would like it
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1/10
OY ,what a waste of time , predictable, badly written, useless, pointless etc.
8 October 2006
Well to be honest i downloaded this movie, and that's great cause it would be a real disappointment to see it in cinema. The plot is so stupid and predictable my 5 months old daughter could guess the ending OH!!! what a waste of beautiful talented divine LeeLee Sobieski.

She and some of the other beautiful sisters there made the movie less painful . Would someone on Earth or beyond it's borders explain me how this kind of s... happens? You have this beautiful island, all that budget, talented actors, and what do you do with it? NOTHING!!!

God!!! Please !!! I will be a good boy, I will fast on Yom KIppur, I will not eat pork, but please make them stop doing this kind of movies.
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