This might of been a cool concept: however, like most shark movies made these days, the only good part about the whole thing is the box art of the DVD. You watch the film itself and it is a typical low budget shark horror with a very poorly rendered shark and lots of 'humor' that is not funny at all. The person who made this thing also made another shark movie called Jurassic Shark which is bad as well, but sadly better than this. It is like they were purposely aiming lower! You thought the shark in that film did not look that great, well this one looks like a shark toy being jiggled around while it chases the cast of horrible actors and actresses!
The story, a girl takes a long stroll down to the lake, I mean it is almost the makers are purposely padding this film so that it is a feature length film. She gets in the nasty water, finds a impromptu Ouija board floating and grabs it. I say impromptu because it is just a piece of wood with a makeshift Ouija carved into it. Soon she gets a call and she heads to a place with a perfectly good pool. Why did she get into that lake if she was going to what amounts to a pool party where a very cute girl in glasses is super excited to go swimming until she sees a mediocre man washing his very average looking car and helps him wash it until the next day. Meanwhile the other girls summon a shark that kills and flies around the woods except for one time it just gets a guy peeing in the corner before the final showdown where dad gains powers after death and the Ouija board is shot and then Trump is behind it all or something...
The acting is bad, but if you like really pale chicks, this film has you covered. It is annoying when it tries to be funny, but it is the type of humor that only teens who wander a Walmart at night and laugh at every stupid thing is going to find humorous as it seems like the jokes were written by someone like that.
So, another in the line of shark movies where all the effort is expended on the cover art of the DVD rather than anything in the film. I mean, I guess it does get people to buy your film, but then you end up with a sub 2 score here on IMDB. I only watched it because it was an episode of Rifftrax and this one was probably one of the worst shark movies they have done. So what to expect if you dive in? Well a film that is not scary, not funny and most definitely not good!
The story, a girl takes a long stroll down to the lake, I mean it is almost the makers are purposely padding this film so that it is a feature length film. She gets in the nasty water, finds a impromptu Ouija board floating and grabs it. I say impromptu because it is just a piece of wood with a makeshift Ouija carved into it. Soon she gets a call and she heads to a place with a perfectly good pool. Why did she get into that lake if she was going to what amounts to a pool party where a very cute girl in glasses is super excited to go swimming until she sees a mediocre man washing his very average looking car and helps him wash it until the next day. Meanwhile the other girls summon a shark that kills and flies around the woods except for one time it just gets a guy peeing in the corner before the final showdown where dad gains powers after death and the Ouija board is shot and then Trump is behind it all or something...
The acting is bad, but if you like really pale chicks, this film has you covered. It is annoying when it tries to be funny, but it is the type of humor that only teens who wander a Walmart at night and laugh at every stupid thing is going to find humorous as it seems like the jokes were written by someone like that.
So, another in the line of shark movies where all the effort is expended on the cover art of the DVD rather than anything in the film. I mean, I guess it does get people to buy your film, but then you end up with a sub 2 score here on IMDB. I only watched it because it was an episode of Rifftrax and this one was probably one of the worst shark movies they have done. So what to expect if you dive in? Well a film that is not scary, not funny and most definitely not good!
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