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The Crew (2000)
Somebody needs to whack this movie.
Now I know this is an August movie but that is no excuse for this pointless comedy. I was completely lost in this movie about 4 old retired "wise guys" who wanted that spunk and thrill back into their lives. Problem is was that the main story--which I'm still unsure of--was saturated with ridiculous side stories about getting back with your girlfriend, finding your lost love one, and a rather stupid involvement with a stripper. Maybe I would have been able to laugh at the many jokes if I wasn't concentrating so much on finding the point of the movie, or for that matter, the point of me still being in the movie theatre. I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone under the age of 50 (the elderly people, who occupied 80% of the audience, seemed to enjoy it).
The Cell (2000)
Jen and Vaughn's exCELLent adventure.
Just when you think summer movies were getting dull and tired out, The Cell comes into light and refreshes the movie scene. This thriller is jam-packed with incredible visuals, an awesome cast, and a pretty cool story-line. I walked away from the movie theatre really feeling as if I had really experienced the journey through a serial killer's mind. No, this film isn't for the weak but for people like me who enjoy to see a movie that will have me on the edge of my seat, this is that movie.
The Replacements (2000)
I got a headache!
Before going to see this movie I thought I'd seen the worst of the worst movies. I mean I've seen nearly half of the movies in IMDB's 100 worst movies of all time (Police Academy 6, Werewolf, and yes even Troll 2). However, never have I wasted the money to see any of these horrible movies in a movie theatre-until now. There was nothing positive about this movie. It wasn't funny. The plot flopped in the first 20 minutes. The acting was mediocre. Originality and a decent dialogue seemed to be missing. And worst of all it seemed to never end. I literally got a headache after it was over. Trust me, this is one movie you should avoid seeing. But if you don't believe me, go ahead and see it...just bring some Extra Strength Tylenol!
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
Parents Beware
Before you moms and dads decide to take your child to see this movie I'm going to strongly slap on a parental advisory. This movie is so full of sexual innuendos to the point where you won't be able to put off explaining the birds and the bees to your child. If you're an adolescent or an adult, sure you'll enjoy the raunchy comedy that Nutty Professor 2 provides. But if we're talking about the majority of the people who will want to see this movie (kids), let's just say they'll get an eyeful. How this movie got a PG-13 rating is beyond me. But if you don't believe me check out the movie yourself...just without the kids.