- Mai-loo-na: Universes can collide. Worlds can be destroyed. Qi always prevails.
- Philipe Bruno: Nom De Dieu! That's some kickin' hooch.
- Philipe Bruno: Je m'apelle Megatron. Plasma Megatron. - Blasted, not fired.
- Philipe Bruno: I know, je suis sizzling hot, mais c'est dégueu.
- Wang Long Sheng: In movement, seek stillness and rest.
- Aaron Meloy: In rest, be mindful and attentive.
- Philipe Bruno: Ahhh, 'Bonne Maman'!
- Philipe Bruno: Absofloatinglutely, ma chérie.
- Wang Long Sheng: Each one of us is like these books, filled with stories that have a beginning and an ending.
- Wang Long Sheng: A library is similar to the 'Archive of Life', collecting our stories to form fate and connect us through Qi.
- Wang Long Sheng: Zhuang Zi once said: "The influence of the Tao on all objects under Heaven is a kind of energy, Qi, that permeates all things."
- Wang Long Sheng: You are me.
- Aaron Meloy: And I am you.
- Wang Long Sheng: That's the Tao of Qi... the secret of fate and all existence.
- Philipe Bruno: Prends ça! You ugly son of a toaster!
- Counselor Azarov: Like a diamond glows the light on the tower of Shambhala. She is there, her eyes never closed. In her magic mirror she sees all events of Earth. Distance does not exist for her. Her powerful light can destroy all darkness, and she may even change the karma of human beings.
- Professor Azarov: All benevolent forces shall come together to destroy the darkness. All sinners against Shambhala will perish in this very incarnation, because they have exhausted mercy.
- General Ma: As a wise American General once said: "You gonna have to be open-minded and adaptive to deal with the complexity of the world that involves so many different dynamic elements, that it's hard to describe in sentences."
- Jodie Conroy: The Principle of mentalism: The universe is mental, the 'All' is infinite mind; which is the fundamental reality and the womb of all universes.
- Philipe Bruno: Is it just me, or does Jodie actually think she's like Chinese Hermione Granger?
- Wang Long Sheng: Who?
- Philipe Bruno: Hairy Potter.
- Wang Long Sheng: What's that?
- Philipe Bruno: Ancient History.
- Sniper: Just as I thought. - Red-head, please enlighten our 'French Creton'.
- Wang Long Sheng: Flow with whatever may happen, and let your mind be free. - Stiff and unbending is the principle of death. Gentle and yielding is the principle of life. - An army without flexibility never wins a battle. A tree that is unbending is easily broken. - The hard and strong will fall. The soft and weak will overcome.
- Brian Chen: If you thought you can just 'eat' the Master of Chinese dumplings, you haven't gotten the taste of my Killer-Mushu yet. Ayyyyyaaaaa!
- Philipe Bruno: Woohooo! Je suis venu, j'ai vu et je surfed the underworld!
- Princess Dha-loo-ma: Blood to Blood, bone to bone. I give you my body, my soul and my life; sealed for eternity by the ivory knife.
- Rahul Smith: He was the Dumpling to my Chole. - You think Brian's still out there?
- Aaron Meloy: Well, he knows some killer Mushu. No alien could ever beat that.
- Wang Long Sheng: Let your mind harmonize with the intention, and the intention harmonize with your Qi, so all Qi will harmonize with your power.
- Jason Crown: I mean, aren't we still a much bigger threat to any alien race, because we've shown over centuries that we are capable of hating and killing each other?
- Philipe Bruno: He just kicked me into the putain de wormhole!
- Counselor Brooks: Oh Tito, you need a hobby or a wife. Don't worry, everything's gonna be just fine.
- Brian Chen: Vaporized poop.
- Rahul Smith: Poopsie dust.
- Brian Chen: Abrakapoop.
- Aaron Meloy: That's a lotta poop-talk for one mission.