- Miss Hazel Evers: No one survives her.
- Will Drake: Please leave. I never wanna see you in this hotel again.
- Miss Hazel Evers: So be it. One day, very soon, you will understand. You will know nothing but pain. And I will be there. And you will reach out to me for help and mercy, and in return... I will watch you die with a smile on my face because I will know that once you are gone I will get the chance to clean the blood and shit out of that pretty formal wear of yours.
- Justice of the Peace: If anyone present knows any reason why this man and this woman should not be joined in marriage speak now or forever hold your peace.
- Liz Taylor: Uh, yeah. Because she's a bitch with no conscience, no mercy, no soul.
- The Countess: Oh, Liz. Ignore her. She drinks. But the law requires a witness.
- Liz Taylor: And I've witnessed plenty.
- Ramona Royale: To Donovan about The Countess: You think you're her one and only? That's what you think? She's already moved on to the next one; you can count on it. You don't know that then you're more dumb than you are pretty... and you are VERY pretty.