Cinderella's Revenge (2024)

Lauren Staerck: Cinderella

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Quotes 

• Fairy Godmother : Boo! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

  Cinderella : Who are you?

  Fairy Godmother : Your fairy godmother at your service.

• Cinderella : Mother...

  Katherine : Stepmother!

• Cinderella : I was wondering whether you might permit me to go to the Prince's Ball.

  Katherine : [sighs]  It's late, Cinderella. I really do not want to beat you, but if you ask stupid questions then you should expect the proper response!

• [after climbing into the prince's bed after their wedding, Cinderella slaps Prince James] 

  Cinderella : Did you just slap a prince?

  Cinderella : Did you like it?

  Prince James : I've never been slapped before.

  Cinderella : Well, there's a first time for everything.

  [Cinderella slaps him again] 

  Cinderella : And a second.

• Rachel : Please don't kill me. Take my mother! Take my sister! Take Cinderella - she's young. She's innocent. Just please, please, please spare me.

  Cinderella : Spare you? You're just a warthog in lipstick.

  Rachel : Cinderella? You're Cinderella!

• Cinderella : Why are you here?

  Fairy Godmother : You wished for something, did you not?

  Cinderella : To go to the ball.

  Fairy Godmother : If that is what you wished for, that is what you will get.

  Cinderella : But it's getting late. I don't have an invitation. I don't have a dress and I can't exactly go it tattered rags.

  Fairy Godmother : Bit defeatist. You didn't notice the wand.

• Cinderella : You are really quite annoying sometimes.

  Fairy Godmother : But fabulous, no?

• [Cinderlla advances menacingly waving a croquet mallet over her head] 

  Katherine : You wouldn't do that to your mother.

  Cinderella : Stepmother.

• Cinderella : I fear that one day they're going to be the death of me.

  Fairy Godmother : Then teach them a lesson. You should punish them. You want them to suffer, no?

• Fairy Godmother : I told you. Those three are pure evil. You keep focused on your job.

  Cinderella : Why do you push me so much?

  Fairy Godmother : Because I've seen it time and again - the bad guys win. This time you can. Make sure that doesn't happen. Kill the three witches, marry the prince, have a bunch of babies and buy stock in Apple. Trust me.

  Cinderella : What? Apples?

  Fairy Godmother : Never mind. Time to get to work.