Himself - Host: [to the camera] hi welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns, the Oscar edition, this is part 2. I would like to welcome my first guest: Jessica "Chest-stain."
Jessica Chastain: [correcting him] it's Jessica Chastain
Himself - Host: [looking at his notes] as an actress, your nominated for Zero Dark Thirty
Jessica Chastain: that's correct
Himself - Host: Zero Dark Thirty, is that a movie about Chris Brown?
Jessica Chastain: [shaking her head] no
Himself - Host: how hard did you fight to keep the torture scenes in the film?
Jessica Chastain: well, you know it's really important that the film is as accurate as possible so...
Himself - Host: [interrupts her] it's about capturing Bin Laden
Himself - Host: is it a documentary?
Jessica Chastain: no but no you know...
Himself - Host: [interrupts her looking at his notes] who cares then
Himself - Host: [looking down] it's not the "real thing"
Jessica Chastain: yeah
Himself - Host: [looking off camera] because you're playing somebody that actually caught him, it'd be nice to if it was the actual person
Jessica Chastain: well she's undercover in the CIA so, no one can know what she looks like
Himself - Host: well, doesn't she look like you?
Jessica Chastain: [shakes her head] I can't tell you that
Himself - Host: so, she looks like an average looking redhead with a weird dress on?
Jessica Chastain: [shaking her head]
Himself - Host: [Zach presses the red button, music comes on and Jessica is escorted off stage by Misty]
Jessica Chastain: it's done?
Himself - Host: yeah you have to leave
Sally Field: [Sally Field enters and shakes hands with Zach] hello
Himself - Host: welcome