The Grand Seduction (2013)
Gordon Pinsent: Simon
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Quotes
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Mayor Tom Fitzpatrick : I offered them full tax exemption forever, and I threw in your daughter's virginity.
Henry Tilley : What the hell are you talkin' about?
Simon : Oh, Henry, Tom is pulling your leg. Everyone knows Lucy gave that away long ago.
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Simon : [watching a cricket match on TV] It's like watching baseball, only longer.
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Vera : Wouldn't be too much, would it, if I asked what in the name of God you're doing here in our bed?
Murray French : Sorry. I know it's after office hours.
Vera : It's not so much the time that bothers me as the fact that we're all here in bed together. It's the whole threesome thing I'm not that comfortable with.
Simon : Now, now, now, he doesn't drop by that often.
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Murray French : This is it. I'm leavin'. Will you come visit me in town?
Simon : Nope.
Murray French : Simon...
Simon : I'm afraid of flying.
Murray French : Yeah, well drive down.
Simon : I don't drive.
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Murray French : Every detail is important. Oh... for example, Mr. Mayor said the doctor loves cricket.
Henry Tilley : "Cricket" cricket?
Simon : Yeah.
Henry Tilley : That's disgusting. I mean, sushi is bad enough.
Murray French : No. Cricket - the sport. Cricket.
Simon : The sport, for God's sake. The sport.
Henry Tilley : What, do they, like, race 'em?
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Murray French : [laying in bed with Simon and Vera] Simon.
Simon : Who is it?
Murray French : The tooth fairy.
Simon : [chuckles] Well, you're fifty-five years too late, and you're... you're uglier than I thought you'd be.