Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)
Sean Bishop: Geppetto, Prince Charming, The Cricket, Dwarves, Waffle
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Quotes
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Puss in Boots : Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!
Donkey : Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?
Puss in Boots : Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!
Donkey : Oh, man.
Puss in Boots : You were paralyzed!
Donkey : [screams]
Puss in Boots : It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.
Waffle : I want revenge!
Puss in Boots : The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?
Donkey : No!
Puss in Boots : And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!
Donkey : No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!
Waffle : [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!
Puss in Boots : And the donkey was never seen again.
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Pinocchio : Eww! I'm too young to have termites!
The Cricket : I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.
Pinocchio : You were the voice in my head this whole time?
The Cricket : That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...
[Pinocchio squashes him]
Shrek : The end.
Pinocchio : That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!
Shrek : Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!
[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]