Stretch: [introducting the Alphabet Song] Due to the recent congressional criticism of kids' TV as being "pointless and violent", we're going to sing you fleshies BONE-BAGS an educational song. So sit down, shut up, and MAYBE you'll learn something.
Fatso: And maybe we'll win an Emmy!
Stretch: We're going to instruct you skin sacks all about the alphabet, invented by Alpha Betty, in a time when you BONE-BAGS weren't even born yet.
[snicker]
Fatso: And due to the fact that this is quality edutainment, we will not indulge in gratuitous violence, stupidity, nor rude humor. Right Stinkie?
Stinkie: I'm with you 100%.
[he belches, and the song begins]