The Middle (TV Series)

The Bee (2010)

Charlie McDermott: Axl Heck

Quotes 

• Axl Heck : [upon seeing the world's largest oak tree stump]  I had the lowest of expectations and I'm still disappointed.

• Axl Heck : Dad, do you think you could pick up some speed, so that when I hurl myself out of the car I actually kill myself instead of just being injured?

  Mike Heck : Sure.

• Sue Heck : They don't have candle-dipping or postcards. Now I'll have nothing to remember this place by.

  Axl Heck : Aw, cheer up. Maybe you'll get hepatitis.

• Axl Heck : Oh... my... God. Sue should never be allowed to choose anything again in our entire lives! This place makes our house look nice!

• Axl Heck : Well, thank you, Sue, for the worst vacation we've ever had. And I am including the Ozarks and the frog infestation. I mean, come on, people, you know we're all thinking it!