Episodes (2011–2017)

Nigel Planer: Sanford Shamiro

Quotes 

• Sanford Shamiro : You called up your stalker?

  Matt LeBlanc : Right.

  Sanford Shamiro : The one we got the restraining order for.

  Matt LeBlanc : Yeah...

  Sanford Shamiro : Did you have sexual relations with her?

  Matt LeBlanc : Mm, does anal...?

  Sanford Shamiro : Yeah, it counts.