Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Jonah Bobo: Robbie
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Quotes
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Robbie : You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."
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Robbie : [in a text to Jessica] Demi Moore is 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher. They seem happy together.
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Cal : Let me get this straight. So you guys are a thing? You guys are a couple, right? You guys are together?
Hannah : Yeah. Yes.
Cal : No way. Break up right now.
Hannah : Daddy?
Jacob : Please don't call him that. Cal, that's not gonna happen.
Cal : Then I will mess you up!
Hannah : Dad!
Emily : Cal!
Jacob : Cal.
Robbie : Jessica?
Cal : Bernie?
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Cal : What's going on?
Jacob : What are you doing here?
Robbie : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, Robbie.
Molly : Hey, Nanna.
Hannah : Hi, cutie.
Emily : Jacob, it's so nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things about you from Nanna.
Jacob : I'm sorry, what's a Nanna?
Hannah : I'm a Nanna. You know, I couldn't say Hannah when I was little. How do you know my dad?
Emily : She couldn't say her H's at all.
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David Lindhagen : So, Robbie, I hear you're quite the soccer player.
Robbie : So, David, I hear you broke up my parents' marriage. You are David Lindhaygen, right?
David Lindhagen : Lindhagen.
Robbie : Yeah. Here's the thing, Lindhaygen.
David Lindhagen : Hagen.
Robbie : Whatever. In the end, she winds up back with my dad. He's the better guy that you are, in every category. And she still loves him. He's not gonna give up on my mom, just like I'm not gonna stop sending Jessica text messages that make her feel uncomfortable.