- Ian: She made you decent, and in return you made her so happy, so happy, and I will always be grateful to you for that.
- Dexter: If I could give you just one gift, do you know what it would be? Confidence. That or a scented candle.
- Emma: A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.
- Emma: If you muck me about, Dexter, lead me me on, or let me down, or go behind my back, I will murder you.
- Emma: Whatever happens tomorrow, We've had today. And if we should bump into each other sometime in the future, well that's fine too, we'll be friends.
- Dexter: The problem is, I pretty much fancy everyone. It's like I've just got out of prison all of the time.
- Emma: A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga.Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.