- Frankie Heck: So, what was your high and what was your low of the day?
- Axl Heck: My low is right now.
- Frankie Heck: Fine. I'll do it. My high is having dinner here with my family. My low is the comment that Axl just made. Sue?
- Sue Heck: My high was that the guy who sits next to me in science saw me in the hallway today and seemed to sort of recognize me. My low was that I was wrong. He didn't.
- Axl Heck: [faux sneezing] Loser!
- Mike Heck: What did I say about sneezing words at your sister?
- Brick Heck: My low is realizing that my family never bought me a chair. My high is that I can eat food right off the table.
- Axl Heck: Oh, wait. I want to change my low.
- Frankie Heck: You know, someday your dad and I are not going to be around anymore and you're only going to have each other.
- Sue Heck: Are you dying? Oh my... that's why we're eating at the table - she's dying.
- Frankie Heck: No! I'm not dying.
- Sue Heck: Oh my God! Dad's dying.
- Frankie Heck: Nobody is dying!
- Axl Heck: Why can't we all just die now and get it over with.